"Caretaker" Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Paris: Dazzling, aren't they? As bright as a Kolaiden diamond.

 

[CoveTom]

^ Whoopsie. Jumped ahead a little bit. The next line should have been:

KIM: How much for the entire tray?

 

[LeadHead]

^ Whoopsie. Jumped ahead a little bit. The next line should have been:

KIM: How much for the entire tray?

You are totally right.

Quark: Cash or Credit?

Paris: Dazzling, aren't they? As bright as a Kolaiden diamond.

 

[BlueStuff]

QUARK: Brighter.

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Hard to believe you can find them on any planet in the system.

 

[CoveTom]

QUARK: That's an exaggeration.

 

[BlueStuff]

PARIS: You know, there's a shop at the Volnar Colony that sells a dozen assorted shapes for one Cardassian lek. How much are you selling these for?

 

[Leandar]

Quark: We were just about to negotiate the price.

 

[BlueStuff]

PARIS: Come on.
(Paris leads young Kim away from the bar.)

 

[Ziz]

(Paris leads Harry away from the bar)

KIM: Thanks.

 

[Athena28]

PARIS: Didn't they warn you about Ferengi at the Academy?

 

[Ziz]

QUARK: (under his breath) Fuck you.

Not in the episode - saw it on a bootleg blooper/outtake tape.

OK, real next line...

(Paris and Kim enter Sickbay. The doctor and a Vulcan nurse are dealing with a patient on a biobed.)
DOCTOR: Run a level three diagnostic, just to be sure. Can I help you?

 

[BlueStuff]

That would've been a great moment, if only they'd left it in.

PARIS: Tom Paris, reporting on board.

 

[Athena28]

DOCTOR: Oh yes. The observer.

 

[BlueStuff]

PARIS: That's me. As a matter of fact, I seem to be observing some kind of problem right now, Doctor.

 

[Athena28]

I was a surgeon at the hospital on Caldik Prime the same time you were stationed there. We never actually met. Your medical records have arrived from your last posting, Mr. Paris.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

(Finishing human Doctor: Everything seems to be in order. The Captain asked if you were on board. You should check in with her.)


KIM: Er, I haven't paid my respects to the Captain yet either.

 

[BlueStuff]

DOCTOR: Well, Mister Kim, that would be a good thing for a new operations officer to do.

 

[Athena28]

[Corridor]


KIM: What was that all about?

 

[BlueStuff]

PARIS: It's a long story, Harry, and I'm tired of telling it. I'm sure someone around here will tell you before long.