"Caretaker" Line-by-Line

[Vanyel]

Kim: You were about to sell me something, right?

 

[CoveTom]

QUARK: I was merely going to suggest that your parents might appreciate a memento of your first mission.

 

[Vanyel]

Kim: And you happen to have several I can choose from.

 

[Alienesse]

QUARK: I do carry a select line of unique artifacts and gem stones indigenous to this region. Why, quite recently, I acquired these Lobi crystals from a very strange creature called a Morn.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

KIM: (smiling) We were warned about the Ferengi at the Academy.

 

[LeadHead]

Quark: Warned about the Ferengi, were you?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

KIM: That's right.

 

[CoffeeAddict]

Quark: Slurs about my people at Starfleet Academy...

 

[BlueStuff]

KIM: What I meant was-

 

[JanewayRulz!]

QUARK: Here I am, trying to be a cordial host, knowing how much a young officer's parents would appreciate a token of his love on the eve of a dangerous mission, and what do I get for my trouble? Scurrilous insults. Well, somebody's going to hear about this. What's your name, son?

 

[Enterprise1981]

KIM: My name?

 

[Athena28]

QUARK: You have one, I presume?

 

[Enterprise1981]

Bond, James Bond... jk

KIM: Kim, Harry Kim. But I...

 

[BlueStuff]

QUARK: And who was it at the Academy who warned you about Ferengi?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

KIM: You know, I think a memento for my parents would be a great idea.

 

[Enterprise1981]

QUARK: Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

KIM: Really. What are these? It would make a great pendant for my mother.

 

[Enterprise1981]

QUARK: Or cufflinks for your father.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

KIM: Cufflinks. Great idea.

 

[CoveTom]

QUARK: They're not for sale! Now inform your commanding officer that the Federation Council can expect an official query...