"Caretaker" Line-by-Line

[Orac]

Kim: There's no indication of stable matter. All this must be some kind of holographic projection.

 

[Leandar]

Aunt Adah: Oh, you poor things. You must be tired out. Come on and sit down and rest awhile. Have a cold drink, hmm?

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: No, thank you. My name is Kathryn Janeway, Captain of the Federation Starship, Voyager.

 

[Orac]

Aunt Adah: Now, just make yourselves right at home. The neighbours should be here any minute. Oh! Why, here they are!
(A group of people arrive.)

 

[BlueStuff]

CARETAKER: Well, good to see you. Welcome.

 

[Enterprise1981]

DAUGHTER: We're real glad you dropped by.

 

[Orac]

Aunt Adah: Now we can get started. You're all invited to the welcoming bee!

 

[LeadHead]

The Caretaker starts playing the banjo as Janeway, the crew and the audience think "what the?" as the show goes to commercial

Paris: The crew is scattered around this farm, Captain. But they're all accounted for.

 

[CoveTom]

JANEWAY: Move around. Scan the area. See if you can find anything that might be a holographic generator.

 

[Orac]

Aunt Adah: Have some nice fresh corn on the cob. Fresh corn on the cob. Corn on the cob. Corn on the cob.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JANEWAY: Can you tell me why we're here?

 

[Enterprise1981]

AUNT ADAH: Oh, we don't mean you any harm. I'm sorry if we put you out. Why don't you just put your feet up and get comfortable while you wait?

 

[BlueStuff]

JANEWAY: Wait for what?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

AUNT ADAH: Isn't anybody hungry? Come on now, make yourselves at home. I'm sorry if we put you out.

(Kim and Paris walk around the house. A dog follows them.)

 

[BlueStuff]

DAUGHTER: Hey, let me show you around. The root cellar's right over there.

 

[Enterprise1981]

KIM: What's down there?

 

[BlueStuff]

DAUGHTER: Potatoes, onions. But it's real private.

 

[Enterprise1981]

KIM: Paris, she's only a hologram.

 

[BlueStuff]

PARIS: No reason to be rude.

 

[Enterprise1981]

KIM: Whoa.