caption two days and desert crossing
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Georg Festrunk: Excuse me, sorry to interrupt! But I was just wondering something. I am Georg Festrunk, and this is my brother Yortuk. We have a wash going in the next room, and we need some change for the dryer, can you help?
Barb: Uh, I'm sorry, I don't have any change.
Georg Festrunk: [ laughs ] Well, you know, usually we have lots of change, because we are both swinging guys! Both my brother Yortuk and I enjoy doing many things.
Yortuk Festrunk: We are.. two wild and crazy guys!
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Oh my God! Trip will hit on anything in a dress.
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If the Captian buys that for T'Pol she is as good as mine.
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T'Pol, this is the biggest beach I have ever seen.
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I think he forgets to zip his fly on purpose.
Drat, I'm Lieutenant Junior Grade and still need to be quoted for the pictures to show.
Oh my God! Trip will hit on anything in a dress.
[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/pookha/caption/acaptionprimedc.jpg[/image]
If the Captian buys that for T'Pol she is as good as mine.
[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/pookha/caption/archerdesertcrossing.jpg[/image]
T'Pol, this is the biggest beach I have ever seen.
[image]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/pookha/caption/acaptionprimetdtnhoshimal-1.jpg[/image]
I think he forgets to zip his fly on purpose.
Drat, I'm Lieutenant Junior Grade and still need to be quoted for the pictures to show.
SFRabid said:
Oh my God! Trip will hit on anything in a dress.
If the Captian buys that for T'Pol she is as good as mine.
T'Pol, this is the biggest beach I have ever seen.
I think he forgets to zip his fly on purpose.
Drat, I'm Lieutenant Junior Grade and still need to be quoted for the pictures to show.
There you go.
*thinking* Guess who took a bath in his Aqua Velva again....
Is "dirt" the only color that comes in?
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.
An uncomfortable silence follows after Archer refuses the traditional gift of the host's blanket made by his dead grandmother.
Little did the two aliens know as they were getting hit on that Malcolm and Trip were in fact males of their species.
We'll get back to the Enterprise as soon as we finish playing some more homoerotic sports.
Malcolm and Hoshi both tried to smile though they knew they both carried the seed of the strangely attractive horned alien that had lured them both into bed.
Archer and Tucker desperately struggle to first read the prices on the menu.
``... and Trip's promised our next holiday he'll finally introduce me to his sister and mum.''
``Hey ... just a second ... over there, that guy, isn't that Tuvok rubbing a giant comb on the sand?''
Sato pretends not to hear Reed asking yet again to get the novelty photograph where their heads go on top of the cartoon sunbathing polar bear and gazelle bodies.
"It's not much...but at least none of my people have ever urinated on it."
MALCOLM:"Why the bloody hell do the women keep laughing and calling me 'Tubbs'?"
TRIP:"Beats me. I'm still tryin' to figure out the 'Crockett' thing they yell at me."
"My great-grandfather with one eye wove this. I was even conceived on it. Here. May it keep you warm...and deeply creeped out."
TRIP:"Why do I feel like we're gonna hear the MENTOS music kick in at any moment?"
REED:"Bloody told you fellows she had the asparagus last night!"
"Wow. Look at the ass on that one, huh?
Bet he works out!"
"Here, gentlemen. It's from the Martha Stewart 2017 collection. Very rare."
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