caption two days and desert crossing
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"This was passed down to me from six generations of my ancestors. No fewer than three of which suffered from severe smallpox. Here. It is my gift to you."
MALCOLM:"Get your own girl, Commander. After our last shore leave, I'm not particularly enthusiastic about experiencing any more of your nasty sloppy seconds!"
MALCOLM:"Should we tell her about this planet's Grope Creatures...or not?"
"Tell T'Pol we just set up the gaming equipment...and the gayness will commence in about five minutes.
Archer out."
MALCOLM:"What did that girl mean...
'Exact change'?"
Very funny, Malcolm, now beam down my clothes.
"Archer to T'Pol.
We're gonna need Neosporin and a sling. Tell Phlox to stop clipping his damn toenails long enough to come down with the supplies in Shuttlepod Two."
MALCOLM:"Why...yes.
We DID get these outfits from The House of Bi on 4th and Fierstein. Why?"
"Funny story, Captain...Commander. I went and took a swing at this guy with my laser sword, and he just disappeared. All that was left was this robe."
"Get us out of here soon, Mr. Mayweather. The natives keep telling us about these 'Sand People' things that ride single-file and kick people's asses."
For your offense of entering our village without exhibiting your soul patch, you will wear the communal outhouse wiping rag until you have developed soul.
Chapter eighty-seven: picked last again.
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"If it's not too much to request, Captain...my people and I would like to see you and your engineer use this old blanket to reenact a very curious Earth custom we read about in one of your portable databases:
The 'Dutch Oven.' Sounds very intriguing!"
"Enterprise Captain's Starlog...Jonathan Archer reporting.
Note to self. Stop challenging alien natives to volleyball unless you can win yourself."
As you can see, there wasn't much left after the great TATV riot at the Pasadena convention...
Trip and Malcolm got a break from technobabble on Enterprise, only to find themselves tonguetied at a singles bar.
Archer: What was that T'Pol?
T'Pol: It seems that the Sunscreen was accidentally replaced with corn oil. You haven't been outside have you?
Hoshi was obviouly not happy at being the one having to sit next to Malcolm after All You Can Eat Bean Burrito Day.
The proposed uniforms for the new Federation Starfleet wasn't greeted with any enthusiasm, much to Harvey Firestein IX's disappointment.
Apparently even aliens of the 22nd Century didn't buy into the whole "Two wild and crazy guys" routine.
Archer: "What? Men playing shirtless volleyball looks slightly gay? Haven't you seen Top Gun, for crying out loud?"
Even though Hoshi knew she was going to be the only member of the crew to get laid on this shore leave, she kept it to herself.
"Here.
The fabric softener and dryer sheet is in the other tent."
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