Caption this : the Lost Screenshot!!

[Shatmandu]

Captain Gandalf said:

Hey, he's supposed to react to what he sees on the screen! Stay with the scenario, man!

Ah, hell. I didn't understand the concept. In that case . . .

Takei's internal monologue while staring at the breasts: "Stay in character, stay in character . . . "

Joe, character

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Gandalf said:

:thumbsup:

BRILLIANT !!!!!

You, my friend...just hit The Burger King's creepy-ass funny bone in the right spot!

 

[cooleddie74]

"I do NOT know for certain what the Captain and Yeoman Rand were doing in the hangar deck observation corridor...but the Yeoman's lips looked like THIS most of the time."

 

[Captain Gandalf]

cooleddie74 said:

:thumbsup:

BRILLIANT !!!!!

You, my friend...just hit The Burger King's creepy-ass funny bone in the right spot!

Thanks, pal!

Here are some more reaction shots...

... and my take on it :

 

[cooleddie74]

"Ahhhhh.

Looks like the producers finally opted for a WEE increase in the show's F/X budget this week...I know all those ships are just images of the Enterprise copied and shrunk down to size...but...still..

it's a ray of sunshine, t'aint it?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Know what's REALLY disturbin', Jim?

The Klingon over there actually thinks his penis is WORTH whippin' out and stickin' in the viewscreen..."

 

[T'Bonz]

**tears of mirth, especially for the Scotty one.**

Oh man.....what I started here.

 

[Gertch]

"Keptin. Your sunny-side egg and 2 pints of milk are ready."

"THAT'S what I call a breakfast! What more could you want?"

"Sausage. Sausage and hash browns."

"Thanks for inviting me Jim. I haven't felt this full since we ate at -"

"Hooters."

 

[Captain Gandalf]

Eventually, not used to seeing so much beauty, the crew of the Enterprise started to lose it..

Kirk : "Better have a few drinks of Romulan Ale before I go down there.."

Meanwhile, McCoy couldn't help himself and had a spontaneous ejaculation..

At the same time, Spock locked up himself in the briefing room and turned on the small viewscreen, in a futile attempt to master his feelings..

Then, Kirk walked in, but too late. Spock lost his spaceseed already and had a complete nervous breakdown.

Seeing that, Kirk got jealous that Spock came first..

... and had to settle for second.

Spock : "All those years of Kolinahr training... WASTED!"
Bones : "Now, now, Spock, it's nothing to be ashamed about.. It happens to all humans."
Spock : "You don't have to insult me, doctor!"

 

[T'Bonz]

You guys are so bad!

 

[Capn Flukie]

KirK: "BOOOOOONNNNNNZZZZZZ!!!!!"

 

[Capn Flukie]

The crew was not amused at Spock's 'Frank Gorshin's Riddler' impression.

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I'll add one;

 

[Captain Gandalf]

Well, I have to tie this in to the ongoing story somehow...

Kirk : "Ok, I've had my Romulan Ale, now I have to practice somewhat before I go down there, but really, Janice, you're no substitute for those beautifully shaped gems I saw on the screen!"

Rand : "Whaddya mean I'm no substitute??" (sticks out tongue to Kirk)

 

[SPOCKED]

Captain Kirk's first encounter with the Kobayashi Maru test.

 

[SPOCKED]

Capn Flukie said:

The crew was not amused at Spock's 'Frank Gorshin's Riddler' impression.

Spock experiences his first really, really big "O"

 

[pookha]

with a greek god we only got the hand.



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muses to self.
this might make an interesting avatar in honor of someone's birthday.

 

[Tan Ru]

oh yes........MUCH better.........

Even Sulu would dock with THAT....

 

[Amasov]

Amasov said:

No one played with mine yet!

 

[dmcco01]

Shatmandu said:


Kirk: "CONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Now THAT'S funny!

 

[Shatmandu]

Amasov said:

No one played with mine yet!

How about this . . .


CHEKOV:

"Fucking Labor Day telethon! Just how old is Jerry Lewis now, anyway?"

Joe, cusser