Caption this : the Lost Screenshot!!

[SantaEddie74]

"Wait...

Did...did I leave the subpar acting on?!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Don't encourage Mister Sulu...

the last time he got aroused at the helm console it took Mister Scott, the jaws-of-life and a copy of SLICES magazine to get him away!"

 

[Captain Gandalf]

 

[Shatmandu]

Helmsman Sulu was repulsed by the alien's appearance.

He did, however, appreciate its effect on Chekov's trousers.

 

[ed629]

Captain Gandalf said:

Torpedooooooesssssss..... awayyyyyyyy!!!!

 

[GlitterRock]

Kirk: "They're nice. They're not green, but still nice."


Man, with that grin, I almost expect to see Chekov hopping around on a ladder like Bluto in "Animal House!"

 

[Cap'n Claus]

BOIIIIINNNG!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu, thinking of a fat one right up his ol' corn chute.

Joe, not thinking of that

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Captain, it is logical to warm the hands before beginning the vigorous anus massage."

Joe, room temp

 

[T'Grinch]

Oh you bastards!

**dies laughing as she saves the thread.**

P.S. Please knock off the anti-gay humor. TOS is not the place for it. Thanks. /curmudgeon mode.

 

[Brutal Strudel]

You know, in a way, I blame myself for this. Had I not remeinded you... I'm a bad widdle pastie--pastry, bad little little pastry!

Oh well. You know what they say, TBonz, "If you post them, they will come... back to the board. What did you think I meant?"

 

[dogsowar]

KIRK: "I think I just fired my photons..."

 

[Shatmandu]

The above is the original cover to "The Man Trap" DVD.


Joe, O

 

[T'Grinch]

dogsowar said:
KIRK: "I think I just fired my photons..."

This sure beats the "boob-off" thread.

At least for a straight female.

 

[Aldo]

Kirk: It's T'Bonz! I never forget a rack.

 

[StarMan]

That's what I call some smokin' salsa!

 

[Amasov]

 

[Haggis and tatties]

William Shatner uses his break time between shoots to look over next weeks guest star.

Kirk"KKKKKHHHHHHHAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!"

 

[GlitterRock]

"I much prefer the 'Beverly's Rack: Guess The Season' to 'Beverly's Hair: Guess The Season!'"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "CONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"


Joe, connee