CAPTION THIS Dies Screaming!
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"I know, shocking, isn't it? But it's the only way to survive the LA smog."
Okay, so I forgot deodorant this morning! It can't be THAT BAD!
"Don't be afraid, dear. Daddy's just going to Dragon*Con."
Pssssst... better read this first!
That's pretty sad.
Mr. Freeze was never able to achieve his dream of getting to second base because his glasses kept fogging up every time he tried to cop a feel.
When Mrs McGillicuddy called Geek Squad, she was just expecting glasses and a pocket protector.
Don't worry, ma'am, we'll have that nuclear reactor patched up before you grow a third leg, guaranteed!
"Look at my hand."
"Steady as a rock."
"Yeah, but I shoot with my left one."
"The suit? Oh, it's this new fangled microwave oven. It can be a tad... temperamental. How do you like your popcorn?"
The Retrons of Sadass IV lacked the technology to conquer planets, so they had to settle for the occasional home invasion.
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