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CAPTION THIS CONTEST: "Summer Movie Blockbusters of 2009"

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What's in the Hatch... I mean, hole?

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Megan Fox and Wall. One of the lesser known great love stories.

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"1, 2, 3 4 5. I caught a robot fish alive..."

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"DIE FISHIES!"

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Middle Guy: "I'm sorry private, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."
 
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LANGDON: "Just as I thought... it's a plot-hole. There always seems to be more of them this time of year."



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HARRY: "Um, Hermione... care to explain this photo of you I found in Seamus' book?"

HERMIONE: "Oh... well, I... Look, tuition is astronomical, okay, and some of us don't have enormous bank accounts to rely on, so I had to, uh, find some way to... I NEEDED THE MONEY, ALRIGHT?"



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WILL FERRELL: "You know what I really hate? An army of green lizard-men." >pauses< "There's one right behind me, isn't there?"



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TRAVOLTA: "What did you say about Battlefield Earth?!"



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MEGAN FOX (thinking): Yeah right, like anyone's going to be able to take their focus off my awesome cleavage long enough to create a caption for this picture.
 
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"Sure are a helluva lot of condoms in the Vatican's sewer."

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"Vin Diesel's ride only has 2 gears: park and kill."

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"Quaid was glad he had a 'no flights, no tights' clause in his contract."

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"Harry, I'm not familiar with this 'kama sutra' spell book you found."

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"Kingdom of the Crystal Skull without the humor."

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"Set phasers on 'smug.'"

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"John Connor was determined to prove that terminators were ticklish."

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"The inevitable Three Men and a Baby remake.

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"And starring John Travolta as ICE T."

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"D-cups are the right of all sentient beings."



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"Jack Black and Kirsten Dunst in..."
 
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That's one damn big ripe floater. Looks like Godzilla passed by here.
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Welcome to the cash cab.
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The beret does NOT make up for the camo pants. You either dress like the rest of us or you're out of the band.
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See Herm, the rule book says you have to take off your shirt when your spell doesn't work.
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Busby Berekley numbers aren't what they used to be.






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Cylon resurrection tank experiments got out of hand.
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Langdon: "Nope, no action or excitement down there, either."

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Dominic: "When this thing gets up to 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious CGI."

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Duke: "So, you think anyone'll mind that I don't look anything like Duke?"
Hawk: "I wouldn't worry about it, kid. Nobody's gonna see this piece of crap anyway."

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Harry: "Do you think this'll work on Ginny?"
Hermione: "Harry, what kind of potion is this? Enhancement of the Female Breas--"
Ron: "What?!"
Harry: "Nothing!"

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Will Ferrell: "How do I keep getting work?"

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Kirk: "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

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Connor: "I don't get it. Why would Skynet build a Terminator that's ticklish?"

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Guy on Left: "Dude, I can't believe you just got your ass kicked by a baby."
Guy on Right: "Shut up!"

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Travolta: "Come with me if you want to live."
Conductor: "What? Why?"
Travolta: "Because this is the only way I can get anyone to go see my new movie. Now, let's go."

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Michael Bay: "Now, what I was thinking with this scene was that we could...uh...sorry, where was I?"

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Logan: "Who's the jackass who tried to make me bathe?!"

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Jack Black: "Dude, I think that velociraptor was checking me out. You think I got a shot?"
Michael Cera: "Please, go for it."
 
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You're right, tossing the buget down here might have been a better idea.

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The cannister? A man's gotta pee.

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QUAID: Do groups of people actually walk like this?

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EMMA: Yes Daniel, you've shown us the stills from "Equus"...

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The cast of "Land of the Lost" awaits the audience reaction to the film.

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Next?


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John Conner: "Looks like it takes Phillips."

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Joaquin Phoenix takes time off to have a kid.

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The Edge finally tires of Bono's whining.

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DIRECTOR: Okay and next a bucket of water spills all over you.

FOX: What?????!!!!!


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WOLVERINE: I said I wanted bubbles!!!!!

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I'm thinking have a yard sale before the invention of yards was a bad idea.
 
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All three thinking " wow for a little guy he sure can cut the cheese"

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Megan Fox : (thinking) I'm so hot even this wall is sweating
 
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Offscreen

Goon 1: "Where did she go? Look, you go that way, I go this way..."
Goon 2: "Don't be an idiot. She's hiding around the corner there."
Goon 1: "How can you tell."
Goon 2: "See, you can see her tits peeking around the edge."
Goon 1: "The wonderbra, friend to evil minions the world over."
 
Since these contests are completely arbitrary, I'm just going to list the five that got the biggest laughs out of me rather than award one for each picture:

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The inevitable Three Men and a Baby remake.

What turned out to be funny about this is that Three Men and a Baby was actually reference in the movie when one of the characters brought up Magnum PI, Ted Danson and that Jewish guy.

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"D-cups are the right of all sentient beings."

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Joaquin Phoenix takes time off to have a kid.

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Langdon: "Nope, no action or excitement down there, either."

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See Herm, the rule book says you have to take off your shirt when your spell doesn't work.
 
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