Langdon: "Nope, no action or excitement down there, either."
Dominic: "When this thing gets up to 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious CGI."
Duke: "So, you think anyone'll mind that I don't look anything like Duke?"
Hawk: "I wouldn't worry about it, kid. Nobody's gonna see this piece of crap anyway."
Harry: "Do you think this'll work on Ginny?"
Hermione: "Harry, what kind of potion is this? Enhancement of the Female Breas--"
Ron: "What?!"
Harry: "Nothing!"
Will Ferrell: "How do I keep getting work?"
Kirk: "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."
Connor: "I don't get it. Why would Skynet build a Terminator that's ticklish?"
Guy on Left: "Dude, I can't believe you just got your ass kicked by a baby."
Guy on Right: "Shut up!"
Travolta: "Come with me if you want to live."
Conductor: "What? Why?"
Travolta: "Because this is the only way I can get anyone to go see my new movie. Now, let's go."
Michael Bay: "Now, what I was thinking with this scene was that we could...uh...sorry, where was I?"
Logan: "Who's the jackass who tried to make me bathe?!"
Jack Black: "Dude, I think that velociraptor was checking me out. You think I got a shot?"
Michael Cera: "Please, go for it."