CAPTION THIS: "Bad romantic comedies."

[Aragorn]

The same actors make the same bad romantic comedies over and over again, often times with each another. The formula is the same, the chemistry is nonexistent, the laughs are few and far between, but they're cheap to make and driven by star-power, so they rake in the money and more keep getting made. A lot of them are moneymakers simply because they come out on Valentine's Day weekend, and since it's that time again, here's a "caption this" in honor of them:

 

[tharpdevenport]

EDIT. Oopsy.

 

[Aragorn]

What does "caption this" have to do with "avatar contest"?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Sorry, you're right. Jumped the gun. Little sleep the passed couple days.

 

[Mistral]

Bullock: "...and despite that, I think we'll be great together. In fact, I could even learn to like-what is it your character does again?"


"You don't even remember what movie you're filming, do you?"

 

[Showdown]

Girl: Oh, that WAS a gun in your pocket.

Girl: I'm pregnant.
Guy:

 

[T'Baio]

"I meant it when I said I'd blow my balls off if I had to do another one of these fuckin' awful movies."

 

[Candlelight]

"It says here our careers are damned for all eternity."

 

[Finn]

"Alrighty! I ain't gonna read any comp books this time around!"