Caption Contest 9: Cruisin'

[NXOner]

ARCHER:"Hey, real food! Not like that protein-sequenced synthetic crap we get from the waste on Enterprise!"

T'POL: "It smells the same to me"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"...and now, on FLASHBACK... a little hit from the year 1986. From the album 'A Valentine to the Fans,' it's VOMIT with the hit single 'I Hate You.'"

"Dammit, Captain, I know we're running short on money, but you're so cheap you can't even take us to fucking McDonald's?"

 

[NXOner]

Archer: Why the hell is this episode called 'Carpenter Street' ? It's not even on the GPS

Archer: Dammit, I tell you I'm not losing it - I see 5 lights!

 

[Peter Octavian]

"Oh fer Chrissakes, I had four bars back at the burger joint. Hello? Hello? Daniels? Can you hear me now?"

 

[Skywalker]

Archer: "Well, according to this tracking device, season four is right around the corner."
T'Pol: "Oh, thank God!"

 

[Peter Octavian]

Archer: "Ummm....I'll have a double Tate burger, with extra Kasheesties, please."

Loomis (panicked, screaming): "Kasheesties!! Kasheesties!!"

T'Pol (administers nerve pinch, raises eyebrow): "Kasheesties?"

Archer (laughing): "I love torturing incidental characters."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"What do you have that WON'T blow a hole the size of a space station in my colon?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"According to these scans...it appears the episode gets even dumber from here."

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "What do you mean you don't remember where we parked?"

 

[Triskelion]

Freeze! Contest over!