Caption Contest 62: The Shadow Knows

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[Nerys Myk]

TRINNEER: What's with Linda and Anthony? They're all glassy eyed.

KEATING: They read next weeks script, saw they had more than two line and went into shock.

 

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Reed: "Uhhh..."

 

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T'Pol: "Give me one more second...I almost got it..."

Archer: "Take your time..."

 

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Tucker: "Y'hear that...?"

Reed: "Yes...silence."

Mayweather: "Oh, my God that's so messed up..."

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: This bag they had over my head was surprisingly comfortable.

T'Pol: Be glad you don't have a heightened sense of smell, mine was used before and I don't think for a headbag.

Chancellor: Since the attack took place outside our sensor grid, your officers won't be easy to find.

Trip: You didn't tell us about any factions! We were only looking out for Orion and Tellarite Pirates.

Malcolm: We watched Journey to Babel 3 times to get ready for this mission!

Malcolm: So you, me, the Captain and T'Pol are all captured. This leaves Travis, Hoshi or Phlox to rescue us.

Trip: Ah, man. I don't want to die.

Archer: So then, Ferris,M Cameron and Sloane drive through downtown Chicago in the Ferrari...

T'Pol: This movie must be much, much better to watch than to hear you describe it.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Archer: Hey Al, how is this gonna prevent archer's dog being beamed away somewhere in the Future??

Al (walking off): Hang on sam, I'll consult with ziggy

T'Pol: Huh?

 

[Rat Boy]

Tucker: "You told me to bet the under on the Super Bowl!"

Reed: "It seemed like a good idea at the time!"

Andorian: "All right, lovers, time to pay the piper."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Archer: Don't worry, T'pol. We've got each other's back.

Archer, OS: What's this about?
Tucker: The er, other officers are requesting more screen time, captain. Frankly, I think it's a load of hooey.
Reed: This is supposed to be an ensemble cast, isn't it? The two of us --
Mayweather, quietly: Three.
Reed: Three? Who said that?

Archer: So, I looked at the chart -- "Complications from Pon Farr"? What's this pon farr thing, some kind of Vulcan cold?
T'pol: If you will close the curtains, Jon, I will...elucidate you.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Where's Travis?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Where's Travis?

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

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[LeadHead]

Found Him!

 

[NX-01]

Thanks for the win!

Archer - Hey wait we ordered a Sea-view room...

Tucker - Captian...
Archer (OS) - What?
Tucker - I seem to have forgotten something
Archer - Whats that?
Tucker - Your uniform
Archer - If I want to walk around naked on my ship i will weather you like it or not.
Reed - Not all of us are complaining...
Travis - Dude I knew you were gay!!
Sato (thinking) - It's smaller than I would have imagined

Reed - Remember the safety word is 'Red Alert'
Tucker - Got it...

T'Pol - Captian, there really is no need for you to be here..
Archer - And miss your gynecology examination?
T'Pol - You are a perverted man Captian.

 

[Bob Karo]

Ryan Stiles (offscreen): Damn it, Colin! Not again...

 

[LeadHead]

Multi Picture response....

Archer: So then, Trip and I were sent on survival training to Australia, and we had the most awful time, let me tall you about all the gross things needed for us to survive...

Archer: ...So then, after the survival training was over, Starfleet wanted us to lead another one to the Amazon Rain forest, and I could tell you about all the bug bites we got there-

T'Pol: For the love of god! We've been rescued and you still won't stop!

 

[Nerys Myk]

This one's done. Please proceed to the next contest