Caption Contest 56: Civil Unrest

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: So the old legends WERE right...

Survivor Island does exist!!!

Some Halloweens just were NOT worth all the time and trouble...just for some Fun Size Snickers bars.

ARCHER: THERE it is.

The Malurian Vibro-Pleez 5000. The most potent sexual toy in the known galaxy!

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Organize a landing party.

Tell them to take the treasure map, three shovels and that eyepatch Dr. Phlox always keeps in sickbay.

 

[6079SmithW]

Archer: Options?

Reed: Suggest we torpedo it from orbit, sir.

Hoshi: God. Now the men in this forum are going to be drooling over me even more.

Archer: Hey! I can see my reflection on the casing. Hmmm. I'm quite the looker, if I do say so myself.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Archer: "Ha! No one expects the... spanish... inqui... where is everyone?"

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: You'll never leave me, right Phase Pistol?

Someone runs up and steals the Phase pistol.

Archer: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Bob Karo]

Archer: I'm gonna see how many times I can skip this bitch.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER(harrumphing): It's only a model...

 

[cooleddie74]

Dustbuster...

You're my LAST true friend.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

ARCHER(harrumphing): It's only a model...

T'Pol, OS: "Shh!"

 

[Alrik]

Archer: "My Realtor says its a Gated Community and the HOA fees are reasonable. I'd say its a possiblity."

Phlox: "The ridges turned out great, but you still need some work on your 'Elvis' sneer."

Archer: "C'mon, work damn you. Go figure, the warranty just expired last week."

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: I hear they have TWO trash pickups a week down there. Sounds like my kind of neighborhood!

HOSHI: I haven't felt this ugly since I woke up next to Travis that time.

Great.

WONDERFUL time for the D-cell battery to die, dammit!!!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Sato: "That bastard! he told me he was D&D Free!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Hoshi: "Oh, my God, no! No! Not right before Prom Night!"

 

[cooleddie74]

STRIDEX works my ass!!!

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Archer, reading: "Not an actual weapon. If found, return to the prop department."

 

[ares93]

Archer: This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will... This isn't even a rifle you moron! Hey! Who wrote this crap?

Two guys off screen: He did! *points at each other*

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Oh well.

It's not like we absolutely NEEDED a ship's communications officer anyways.

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: You won't let me down will ya?

Phase Pistol shows 0% Power

Archer: Dangit!

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER: Playskool...

You're my LAST hope.

 

[Alrik]

ARCHER: "Now what's the setting agian? This thing would be so much easier to use if you could just flip the emitter from stun to kill and back."