Caption Contest 55: Ice Ice Baby

[Nerys Myk]

But First the Winners

Childhood Fears Award

Archer: "Turn off the disposal! Turn off the disposal!"

'Til Tuesday Award

Shran: How do I know you won't attack my vessel?

Reed: We haven't installed the Phase Cannons yet and the torpedoes we have aren't Photonic yet.

@$&! Award

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been three weeks since my last confession. My dream of becoming a stand-up comedian has hit a brick wall. It's these modern audiences, Father. I...I'm afraid I'm going to have to start working blue."

One Is Enough Award

Vulcan's learn that one human antenna is more fun than two Andorian antennas.

Tell them what they've won Max!

"Argentina?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

And now this contest's pics:

 

[Admiral Shran]

Archer: It's very nice Trip, but why did you sign it "Gaby."

 

[Admiral Shran]

Keating: You do realize that Frosty here will have more screentime in this one episode than you do in the whole series, right?

 

[I am Surak]

Keating: You do realize that Frosty here will have more screentime in this one episode than you do in the whole series, right?

Gold! Pure Gold!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Gaby, it's really not nice to make fun of the President that way."

 

[Mistral]

Thanks for the win!

Trip: "Say, wasn't Travis supposed to be here?"

Archer: "I'm sure I have no idea who you're talking about."

 

[Mistral]

Archer: "I see Phlox has been in the nitrous again."

 

[Mistral]

Reed (nervously) : "You haven't seen a robot named 'Box' around here, have you?"


With apologies to the Logan's Run fans...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

The recession forced layoffs in Paramount's DVD cover art department.

Ever since Trip learned that the crew helped the chef in the galley during off hours, he had legitimate concerns about the Vulcan mucus content of the pie mix.

T'Pol: "It is human tradition to blame it on the canine quadraped at the dinner table."
Soval: "Ah... my apologies."

Snowman: "What! You were expecting a big black monolith or something!?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Archer: I like to have a bit of music when I eat.

[Archer rips a long loud wet squeeky fart]

Trip: I can name that tune in four notes.

Soval: Name that tune.

[Archer farts four times]

Trip: The theme to "Doctor Who".

Archer: Nope. Soval want to take a guess?

Soval: The season five theme to "Quantum Leap".

Archer: Yup.

Archer: Mmm. I loves me some french fried taters.

Trip, sniffing pie: What is this?

Chef: It's the "Two Girls, One Cup" pie à la mode.

[Trip quickly puts down the pie]

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

That's not Soval at the dinner table scene, is it? I thought it was Vanik from "Breaking the Ice".

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

I dunno, all these Vulcanians look alike to me.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Nerys Myk!

Trip: "Knowing how much you Vulcans value honesty, I feel the best course of action is to just come right out and admit that the captain has a snootful."

 

[star]

That's not Soval at the dinner table scene, is it? I thought it was Vanik from "Breaking the Ice".

Nope it's not Soval.

 

[cooleddie74]

TRIP: The Captain's drawings are slowly gettin' better...don't ya think, T'Pol?

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS: Now THAT is a huge mountain of Space Cocaine.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Travis (sighing): "For crying out loud, Malcolm, does everything remind you of T'Pol's rack?"

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Trip: mmmmm! Catfood pie!

 

[cooleddie74]

Sluggo's never looked better, Hoshi!!