Archer's biggest mistake:
Taking the dare to fist the Fertility Bust of T'Poona.
Caption Contest 54: Blue Meanies
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Archer's biggest mistake:
Taking the dare to fist the Fertility Bust of T'Poona.
THE NEVERENDING STORY 3:
Atreyu's Fisting Adventure
HA human antenna caption for Tpol. Hilarious.
Sissy accent? Well he did have to tone it down so that all the mumbling Americans would understand him. 
Thanks for the win!
Andorian: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been three months since my last confession.
Reed couldn't help but notice that the Andorian had left his fly open and that he was much "bigger" then Reed could ever hope to be.
Andorian: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been three months since my last confession.
Reed couldn't help but notice that the Andorian had left his fly open and that he was much "bigger" then Reed could ever hope to be.
Are those...BUGLE HUMANOID slacks you are wearing, Pink Skin??
ANDORIAN(thinking)
Their Commander Tucker has a most impressive package for a Pink Skin...
Reed : "Why, yes, it does stick out that far. Now, could you get your hand off of it?"
Archer: "Turn off the disposal! Turn off the disposal!"
After StarFleet kicked them out no one would have them. Their living conditions degenerated rapidly. Eventually, they ended up on the streets.
ARCHER: Here. Scoot closer to me.
It's a little human tradition that dates back a couple of centuries. We call it a "Dutch Oven."
SHRAN: Does this arouse you, Pink....I mean...PURPLE Skin?