T'Pau: Sorry, sir, but I can't do that. Not even the brothels on Risa are allowed to do that anymore. However...if you're really interested in the kinky stuff, there's this guy named Wrigley who just opened up a planet on the other side of Rigel..."
caption contest 43: beam me up before you go go
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T'Pau: Sorry, sir, but I can't do that. Not even the brothels on Risa are allowed to do that anymore. However...if you're really interested in the kinky stuff, there's this guy named Wrigley who just opened up a planet on the other side of Rigel..."
T'Pau: "You know, if I interlock my fingers over your forehead, you'd look like a Klingon."
T'Pau: "Don't feel bad. It's nothing a bit of million dollar hair can't sort out. Look at that picture on the wall over there... We fixed Simon Pegg for the new film so he could play Scotty..."
Archer: "Oh - you - just had to go and bring him into this - didn't you?!?"
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