caption contest 43: beam me up before you go go

[John Picard]

Surak: "How long will this take?"
Archer: [drawn out] "Waaaaaaalllll, this type of fumigation takes a while. Gotta give that poison a while to work its magic and get into every crack and crevice."
Surak: [uneasy] "Alright. Erm, when can I come back."
Archer: [scratching his head] "Mmmmm, figure -- figure Tuesday."
Surak: [disbelief] "TUESDAY?"
Archer: "Aye-yuh. Tuesday." [Hands Surak a work order, sticks a cigar in his mouth and walks off]

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"No wonder you get this place so damn CHEAP.

It's less than twenty kilometers from a nuclear test site!"

T'PAU:"You have combination skin.

And a one-dimensional katra."

 

[cooleddie74]

SURAK:"Have you seen the second level?

The chairs down there are made from RED stone."

 

[Kirby]

T'Pau: Everytime I mind meld with a human...


Give a little bit of heart and soul
Give a little bit of love to grow
Give a little bit of heart and soul
And don't you make me beg for more
Give a sign, I need to know
A little bit of heart and soul

 

[Kirby]

T'Pau: "Gazelles... gazelles... more gazelles... Geez, what's wrong with this guy?"

 

[Captain Crow]

T'Pau: You're not from Raxacoricofallapatorius. You don't have a zipper on your forehead.

 

[cooleddie74]

SURAK:"I was thinking of having patio furniture put out here along with some awnings...but the wife didn't want to foot the bill after we bought all that extra Sehlat Chow."

"My mind to your mind...my thoughts...to YOUR thoughts.

Our minds are now one.

I'm getting the Powerball numbers...

6...

15...

23...

Quick...someone! Write these down!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"What...no WiFi hookup out here?

I'm leaving."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

T'Pau: "My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts."

Archer: "My [censored] to your [censored]."

T'Pau: "God, you're such a pig!"

 

[cooleddie74]

WORST Pat Benatar video ever.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORST Pat Benatar video ever.

Not even close.

 

[cooleddie74]

WORST Pat Benatar video ever.

Not even close.

Damn good point there.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Look...just cut the war-and-savagery bullcrap and stop with the emotions talk.

JUST TELL ME where the Lost Ark is and Sallah and I will be outta here!"

 

[Kirby]

ARCHER: Damn Surak, you make one hell of a sand castle!

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER:"Look...just cut the war-and-savagery bullcrap and stop with the emotions talk.

JUST TELL ME where the Lost Ark is and Sallah and I will be outta here!"

ARCHER: Actually just point me in the direction of Marion Ravenwood.

 

[Skywalker]

ARCHER:"Look...just cut the war-and-savagery bullcrap and stop with the emotions talk.

JUST TELL ME where the Lost Ark is and Sallah and I will be outta here!"

ARCHER: Actually just point me in the direction of Marion Ravenwood.

SURAK: "Sorry, Captain. Trip already beat you to her."
ARCHER: "Son of a...!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

ARCHER:"Look...just cut the war-and-savagery bullcrap and stop with the emotions talk.

JUST TELL ME where the Lost Ark is and Sallah and I will be outta here!"

ARCHER: Actually just point me in the direction of Marion Ravenwood.

Surak: "With all due respect, Captain, may I suggest that you lower your sights? Marion Ravenwood could have your balls for lunch!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER:"Look...just cut the war-and-savagery bullcrap and stop with the emotions talk.

JUST TELL ME where the Lost Ark is and Sallah and I will be outta here!"

ARCHER: Actually just point me in the direction of Marion Ravenwood.

Surak: "With all due respect, Captain, may I suggest that you lower your sights? Marion Ravenwood could have your balls for lunch!"

Archer(sulkily): "Fine!!! Willie Scott then! "

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

ARCHER: Actually just point me in the direction of Marion Ravenwood.

Surak: "With all due respect, Captain, may I suggest that you lower your sights? Marion Ravenwood could have your balls for lunch!"

Archer(sulkily): "Fine!!! Willie Scott then! "

Surak: "Try Short Round."
Archer: "Son of a bitch!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"Look...just cut the war-and-savagery bullcrap and stop with the emotions talk.

JUST TELL ME where the Lost Ark is and Sallah and I will be outta here!"

ARCHER: Actually just point me in the direction of Marion Ravenwood.

SURAK: "Sorry, Captain. Trip already beat you to her."
ARCHER: "Son of a...!"

SURAK:"You're only passing through history, Captain.

THIS place?

This IS history."