T'Pau: "You really thought Vulcan males had two of them? But, I've already told you that Vulcan women are identical to Human females in that regard. Where did you think the second one went, for God's sake?" *reads thoughts* "EWW!!!"
caption contest 43: beam me up before you go go
- Thread starter Triskelion
- Start date
- Status
T'Pau: "You really thought Vulcan males had two of them? But, I've already told you that Vulcan women are identical to Human females in that regard. Where did you think the second one went, for God's sake?" *reads thoughts* "EWW!!!"
Archer: "I guess you Vulcans weren't all that smart centuries ago..."
Surak: "How so?"
Archer: "My Great-Grand Pappy lived through a Nuclear War... and I hate to break it to yeah... but this isn't going to do it."
Surak: "Okay human... If you are so smart, what would you have done?"
Archer: "Well, I notice you've got a desk back there...
Maybe duck and cover?"
Surak: "Okay, but if I get an atomic explosion all over this outfit...
I'm going to sue the Earth Government for compensation!"
T'Pau: "Yes, I have had intimate relationships with humans before, but they don't tend to last very long. It's the green blood. You Earthers can handle a cut or a scrape, even a nosebleed, but the first time that time-of-the-month rolls around..."
T'Pau: "The Frengi call this Oo-mox"
Archer: "Who?, What?"
T'Pau: "Never mind your not supposed to meet them for another 200 years or so"
or
T'Pau: [thinking] "This feels like fake hair"
riffing....
Archer: So, are we standing in like, the skull eyes of your mountain base of evil?
Surak: Actually this is the buck tooth gap of the bowling alley of spite.
We know your race through study of your artifacts. Please make with the Pez dispensing.
Archer: So, are we standing in like, the skull eyes of your mountain base of evil?
Surak: Actually this is the buck tooth gap of the bowling alley of spite.
We know your race through study of your artifacts. Please make with the Pez dispensing.
SURAK:"RayBans are sort of mandatory out here...if you don't have a pair, we can't be held responsible for retinal damage."
Dr. Sam Becket soon regretted leaping into the middle of a Joan Jett concert.
Archer: "Keep going. Phlox tells me, at least twice a day... or there's a real risk those ridges will come back!"
Surak: "Now this is the second place on your list. It's open plan. Limited toilet facilities. Dust storms blow through here twice a day. The radiation count here is off the scale. This whole area is a cable and satellite dead zone. A former Romulan planetary miner lives right next door. According to the neighbours, he's a complete bastard and hates it when other people's selats come and shit on his lawn. You don't have any pets do you?"
Archer: "You're really not cut out for Real Estate are you?"
Surak: (continues) "Views overlooking a site of historical significance: namely the mass murder of over a billion Vulcans..."
Archer: "It's perfect! I'll take it!"
Surak: "Really?"
Archer: "Nah, just kidding..."
ARCHER:"You're right...the tingling DOES make it feel like it's working!"(TM)
SURAK:"The only real downsides to subletting this place this time of the year?
Damned Jawas and Sand People."
Surak: What do you mean, you forgot the sunscreen?
Archer: Well what did you bring?
Surak: The hard boiled eggs.
T'Pau: UHF. Loser. You'd think with ears like that you'd get better reception.
- Status