caption contest 42: frontin' in my ride

[ChristopherPike]

"This is your Captain speaking. Today's in-flight movie is 'The Producers'. Passengers are invited to don fancy dress outfits, while watching Herr Brooks' cinematic masterpiece. You will find them available in the overhead luggage compartment. Come on now, don't be shy!

Passengers might be interested to know that we have a very special guest with us for this flight... His Royal Highness Prince Harry, third in line to the throne of England, who seems to have been given advance notice of this event... and very fetching he looks too. Watch out for those Flight Attendants your Highness!"

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"Hull plating is down to 5%, sir...port nacelle has sustained damage and is failing!"

ARCHER:"STAY on course!!

I want Ed Koch dead!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Nazi Breathalyzer Exams


If you fail, you die

 

[ChristopherPike]

Zool: "Choose. Choose the form of the destructor!"


Spengler: "Quick. Everybody... empty your thoughts."


Zool: "THE TRAVELLER HAS COME!"


Venkman: "WOAH! Nobody chose anything! Did you choose anything? Did you?

I didn't choose anything!


Ray? What did you do?"


Stanz: "I couldn't help it! It just popped in there!"


Zeddmore: "Great... just great... the man has absolutely no style."

JOIN THE EKOSIAN ARMY TODAY!

No, seriously. Recruitment is down... We're just not as fussy as we used to be.

We'll even accept you if you're openly Hirogen!

 

[pookha]

damn yankees..

 

[Vassa]

Crewman 47: So I was trying to fill out my timesheet last night and...
Crewman 62: ...I'm hoping we all die before they are due.

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"SEE?

Told you guys the afternoon rush hour traffic would let up if we did this!"

VOSK:"And now Herr Howard Stern tickles your Aryan funnybones on WNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNBC!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Let's see that asshole Nero think of THIS!!!"

 

[John Picard]

Space Nazi in back: "We're ready. Proceed."

Space Nazi on Microphone:
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal ...

 

[ChristopherPike]

"Punishment for bouncing your Water Polo ball off the Commandant's Hut...

COOLER! THREE WEEKS!

For you Herr Kapitän, zee war... is over, yes?!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

VOSK: "Papa Bear"???? Who is this???

 

[cooleddie74]

VOSK: "This here's the Rubber Aryan...and I'm about to put the Gestapo Hammer down!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

TRAVIS:"You guys realize this ISN'T Schenectady...right?!

Okay. Just checking."

 

[Nerys Myk]

VOSK: Hello Seattle, my name is Doctor Frasier Crane. I'm listening

 

[ChristopherPike]

Tech Guy: "Lieutenant Striker reporting in, Sir. He's back from his mission over Macho Grandé and is requesting permission to land."

Vosk: (glancing in mirror) "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

 

[Nerys Myk]

VOSK: Thanks for the electric razor, I sure it will be real useful!

 

[Rat Boy]

Reed: "Wait a minute. We don't have a phase cannon there!"

Archer: "Shhhhhhhhhhhh!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ALTERNATE TIMELINE TERRY GILLIAM:"It's only a model."

 

[cooleddie74]

VOSK: "AXE Body Spray?

Why Helmut...you shouldn't have!!"

 

[apenpaap]

ALTERNATE TIMELINE TERRY GILLIAM:"It's only a model."

Reminds me of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc

(Damn embed tag doesn't work)


[Et voila. --HR]

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