" 'Twas television budget CGI that killed the beast..."
caption contest 42: frontin' in my ride
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" 'Twas television budget CGI that killed the beast..."
"The breathalyzer test...AGAIN?!
Dammit, Lieutenant...I WASN'T DRINKING!!"
From a sugestion by Mistral
Reed: "There you go, Captain. That's the last of those pesky Sopwith Camels."
Archer: "Excellent. Now Kong will live to become First Primate and King of the Earth. History has been restored."
Reed: "I, for one, welcome our new lord and master."
What's the frequency, Kenneth?
MC Vosk: "We got some bangin' choons right here at your local N - A - Z - I station. Check it!
Tech Guy: "You've changed, man! It used to be about the music, the devil worshipping, headbanging and heavy guitar riffs. Now you're just another rich little grey kid gone R & B..."
"Attention, troops! I want to nip these rumors right in the bud! There are no such things as aliens, ok? Just so we're clear on this."
Reed: "Captain, why are we firing on New York?"
Archer: "Because Cleveland has already been destroyed."
Reed: "Oh, of course, that makes sense."
T'Pol: (analysing scope) "We have just completely levelled the Late Show studio.
The CBS broadcasting system has now ceased..."
Enterprise's Alien Doctor is getting quite tearful.
Archer: "What's up Doc?"
Phlox: "Was that really necessary, Captain?"
Blows nose on a hankie
"Back on Denobula, a man with that kind of stamina would be hailed a public hero."
Reed: Direct hit.
Archer: Riding a horse in the street. Who does he think he is, Officer Napoleon?
Vosk: "This is a Bronx bound 5 Express train. The next stop is 138th Street-Grand Concourse. Stand clear of the closing doors, please."
Technician: <adjusts knobs> Hold on, try it again.
Vosk: "This ** * Bronx bound * Express train. The *stop is *Street-*Concourse. Stand *of *closing *, *."
Technician: <adjusts knobs> Once more.
Vosk: "This vhmm vhmm vhmm vhmm vhmm vhmm. vhmm vhmm vhmm vhmm vhmm vhmm vhmm. vhmm vhmm vhmm vhmm vhmm vhmm vhmm ."
Technician: Perfect.
"Tuning in Tokyo, come in Tokyo."
.....
"Hmmm, I don't understand the significance of this phrase to the humans. No one is responding."
"...and the next song on our Classic One-Hit Wonders rotation?
MR. SPACEMAN by the Byrds!"
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. CLICK.
Vosk: "There. Finished!"
Removes top and blows stubble out.
(Grumbles)
"Try the Riker beard, you said.
Be a hit with the Ladies, you said."
Collegue: "Have you considered it might be the uniform?"
Vosk: "What's wrong with it? They all go for a guy in uniform."
"Today, K-Mart shoppers we have a Blue Light Special going on all Gestapo and SS uniform jackets and riding crops...and in the housewares section we have a 25% off sale on ALL potted plants!"
The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade finally gets TOO badass for its own good...
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