caption contest 40: on the mirror, darling

[cooleddie74]

MIRROR TRIP:"Bad news, sir.

The crew from the other universe? They drank all the Mr. Pibb and Coke on the ship before they died."

GORN:"I said DRAIN the lizard, human...

not PAIN the lizard!!!!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

After eating the chef's Chilli the crew man in the chair sat down before passing out after breaking wind in the environmental suit

 

[cooleddie74]

MIRROR ARCHER:"What the hell do you mean...this thing's got no working john?!"

 

[jep]

Trip: "Uhh.... guys... I just saw someone wearing a silver enviro-suit appear out of nowhere right in front of me. It looked like he was trying to say something, but he disappeared before I could shoot him."


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[Alrik]

Trip: "Well Cap'n, you've gotta admit. The future sure does look bright."

 

[Alrik]

Archer: "Why do you have to fight me every time I try to pick up the check?"

 

[cooleddie74]

MIRROR TRIP:"Bad news, sir.
Can't get the overhead klieg lights to soften. If we don't get these EV suits off and SOON we're going to be broiled alive!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

This was THE last time Mirror Archer tried to help a Gorn with one of its massive pimples.

 

[Mistral]

T'Pol: "This is why we don't let you speak, Travis! You can't be trusted! Trip sees one little bug and you blow a hole in the deck to kill it!"

Travis: "On the other hand, I finally figured out where they stashed the bathroom..."

 

[cooleddie74]

This week on THIS OLD STARSHIP...Mirror Bob Vila has his work crew install new inertial dampeners on the top three decks of the U.S.S. Defiant...or die trying.

 

[seigezunt]

 

[seigezunt]

Coming this winter to Blu Ray: Enterprise, the Restored Canon Version

 

[ChristopherPike]

^ Nice pair.

 

[cooleddie74]

STAR TREK: THE REVERSE "GEORGE LUCAS" EDITION

 

[Major Chord]

MIRROR TRIP: "Travis, how'd you get hold of that gun? Malcolm has this rule...you need to have more useful plot moments than the gun to be able to use it."

MIRROR ARCHER: "Stop...hehe...tickling...hehehaha...me!!!

 

[ChristopherPike]

Trip: "Look I don't want to worry anyone... but this computer voice over here is counting down. Looks like a self-destruct program to me."

Archer: "WHAT? Switch it off!"

Trip: (in a panic) "I'm trying! Oh darn, the button's come loose. Aarrggh! Oh crap..."

T'Pol: (watches a blur across the carpet) "There it goes."

Trip: (breathing a sigh of relief) "Nevermind. I got it.

Heh, you'll never guess what the abort code was...

One, two, three continuity! Only a complete moron would have that as security access to their station."

Travis: (faking laughter) "Er yeah..."

T'Pol: "Facinating. This button is actually an old, half disolved boiled sweet."

(opens her faceplate and after a brief sniff, pops it in her mouth)

"Scotch flavour, if I'm not mistaken."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Dude, you gotta lay off the plomeek soup man, the suit filters can't take any more"

 

[cooleddie74]

MIRROR ARCHER:"HEY...

You said this universe's ship had SEATBELTS!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: Looks like he's half Vulcan.

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura (off camera): "And now I can see Captain Archer and the crew from the old Enterprise!"

Spock (muttering): "She must be off her meds again."