Caption Contest 35: u sank my battlestar!

[cooleddie74]

"Fine, Doc...but do you REALLY think he needs to be Epiladied?"

 

[cooleddie74]

DEGRA:"I see you too have been given the mark of the beast!"

ARCHER:"Wait...I beamed into a Kirk Cameron movie...didn't I?


Shit."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Phlox: He's dead, John.
Archer: You grab his tricorder and I'll get his wallet.

 

[cooleddie74]

PHLOX:"He's beyond saving now, Captain.

He watched our entire final episode from start to finish."

 

[SharkD]

Have you guys done this picture yet?

 

[Captain Crow]

Archer: If you do it just right you can get this far up into it.

Other Guy: This far up? Won't it hurt?

Archer: It might a little. The trick is to do it slowly. Don't try to stuff it in all at once.

Other Guy: Should I lub it before I do it?

Archer: Just shove it in there already!

Other Guy: Okay.

Archer: If you going to be such a baby about it maybe you should have brought a dollar for the snack machine in the first place!

Archer: What's a matter with him?

Phlox: He watched the final episode of Quantum Leap.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Tell Trip I found his voyeur-cam.

Dirty-minded redneck bastard!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ARCHER:"You LET HIM FALL ASLEEP after the game ended?

Dammit, we'll NEVER get rid of his ass now! We'll have to let him stay overnight and eat breakfast with us in the morning!

Good going, Doc!!"

 

[ChristopherPike]

Little known fact: Paramount initially tested a ground breaking filming technique during early episodes of Enterprise. This involved blending High Definition and Imax together.

"Spoon-vision" did Scott's profile no favours but his complaints were overuled... apparently because test audiences noted two good reasons for putting Jolene in a catsuit.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The original villain of Abram's Trek...

Archer: Hi, Chris. I'm John.

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Guys, check this out, its Erin Andrews!!!!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Incoming transmission from the big giant head!"

 

[Skywalker]

Archer: "Alpha, Rita's escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!"

 

[cooleddie74]

BIG BROTHER

Starfleet Edition

 

[cooleddie74]

"Great, Phlox. Dumb bastard fell asleep on the commode. Now we'll NEVER get the damn thing flushed and this room cleaned before 2300 hours!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

ARCHER: Dude, I don't think those were aspirin.

 

[Rat Boy]

ARCHER: Guys, check this out, its Erin Andrews!!!!

This may be the first time I've laughed in regards to that.

Degra: "I've never seen these freckles before! I think I have skin cancer!"

Archer: "Dude, I think I have it, too!"

*Phlox slaps forehead*

Archer: "Why does everyone assume I gave him the hickey?"

 

[SharkD]

"Teehee. Quick, smear some on his face before he wakes up. We can put it up on YouTube."

 

[SharkD]

"Mine is bigger than yours."
"No way, man."
"Let's go ask T'Pol."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Archer: There's only one way to see who gets the last dumpling -- rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!