DEGRA:"My SWATCH!!!
NO!!!!!!"
Caption Contest 35: u sank my battlestar!
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DEGRA:"My SWATCH!!!
NO!!!!!!"
T'POL:"How many stars must my icon collect from the aliens in order to receive new lives?"
Paramount Stage 18, sometime toward the end of January 2005...
Phlox: "According to this our ratings are down to 2 and a half million."
T'Pol: "Logic dictates they'll count our weekend rerun too."
Trip: "Don't forget video recorders and TIVO."
Reed: "I'm usually too smashed that time on a Friday night..."
Archer: "You've never actually met the head of our Network have you?"
Mayweather: "No."
Hoshi: "Why?"
Archer: (taps at the control panel and UPN appears onscreen)
"He likes to have personal approval over station content."
Below, there's now a well-oiled, bikini-clad girl suggestively waxing the hood of a car.
Trip: "We're screwed."
Hoshi: "Hey, I think that may be a rerun..."
Reed: "You're right. She'll be in her 20's by now..."
Everybody stares at Malcolm in unison.
(uncomfortable) "...apparently."
Archer: (sighing)
"Well, it's been nice knowing you all..."
Phlox: "According to this our ratings are down to 2 and a half million."
T'Pol: "Logic dictates they'll count our weekend rerun too."
Trip: "Don't forget video recorders and TIVO."
Reed: "I'm usually too smashed that time on a Friday night..."
Archer: "You've never actually met the head of our Network have you?"
Mayweather: "No."
Hoshi: "Why?"
Archer: (taps at the control panel and UPN appears onscreen)
"He likes to have personal approval over station content."
Below, there's now a well-oiled, bikini-clad girl suggestively waxing the hood of a car.
Trip: "We're screwed."
Hoshi: "Hey, I think that may be a rerun..."
Reed: "You're right. She'll be in her 20's by now..."
Everybody stares at Malcolm in unison.
(uncomfortable) "...apparently."
Archer: (sighing)
"Well, it's been nice knowing you all..."
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DEGRA:"They're directions on how to get from there...to here."
ARCHER:"It appears the search will take a LONG TIME."
T'POL:"Is it really necessary to place us all on eHarmony.com? If we apply ourselves...we can EACH find our respective partner."
Degra: "Look, you're just going to have to prompt me, if I've anymore lines this week!
My foot's gone to sleep and I'm keen to catch it up."
PHLOX:"OOPS.
My cell is ringing, Captain. I'm going to have to take this call...can you keep an eye on Mr. Degra...and bash him over the top of his skull with that wooden stick on the floor if he tries to awaken?"
ARCHER : So...how long are your species...um...well...you know...
DEGRA: * uses arm to demonstrate average Xindi penis size.*
ARCHER: Wow...
DEGRA: What is the average human male length?
ARCHER: *rolling up sleeve* Oh...around this size as well...
While playing "Spin the Enterprise", the T'pol is becoming increasingly frustrated that the ship always ends up pointing to Captain Archer every time her turn comes.
ARCHER:"Ahhhh. I see you had your arm stamped so you can get back into the Fairgrounds without having to pay for another ticket as well."
T'POL:"Curious. I always assumed Enterprise was...BIGGER than this."
DEGRA:"Damn that Steve-O. Tried to tattoo my arm with a smiley face while off-road hovergliding in an ion storm."
T'Pol: As you gentlemen can see, the Trekbbs is still aflame with the debate over the exact length of the Enterprise in the newest film.
Archer: Let 'em be. At least they ain't bitching about us anymore.
TRIP:"We done yet so we can flip this screen over to the Trek BBS? I hear they got a new 'shipper thread about yours truly!!"
DEGRA:"They did it to me as well. The butchers!"
ARCHER:"This is the LAST time we donate blood plasma where the technicians have astigmatisms!"
Archer: "Take a good look people. I want you all to keep a sharp lookout for this guy.
Daniels told me he's dangerously incompetent and heading my way.
He speaks with a distinctive Scottish accent... although it's possible that may be his latest cover.
Mr. Reed, I want Porthos put under armed guard.
Malcolm: "Sir?"
Archer: "You heard me..."
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ARCHER:"...sunnuvabitch has a thing against Porthos.
Watch for him. Shoot to KILL."
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