Caption Contest 27: lights, camera, fAIL

[cooleddie74]

"Here. Drown your sorrows.

At least YOU were mentioned in the new movie, whiny patahk.."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Actually theres some good news. The whiney fanboys have found something they hate more than Enterprise.

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer:

Spoiler: Trek XI

"And the real bitch of it is that it was also my Corvette."

 

[JiNX-01]

^^

Spoiler: referencing earlier Trek XI spoilers

Those two re: Porthos are BRILLIANT!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Here.

Take a swig.

In the House of Kollos we call it 'Chateau de Puke.'"

 

[Mistral]

"C'mon, take a drink. It's hemlock. It'll cure what ails ya!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"It happens to ALL men, Captain.

Even Klingons.

Why do you think my last three wives stabbed and then left me?"

 

[cooleddie74]

T'Pol found out

Spoiler: a bit too blatant Trek XI reference

her homeworld would be sucked into an artificial black hole in a hundred years.

It was too much for the poor girl.


[Let's keep the more obvious Trek XI references in spoiler threads or hidden away until more people have a chance to see the movie. --HR]

 

[Nebusj]

[ Whispered ] ``Yes, he's wearing sunglasses and sitting under a silly green-and-white umbrella inside the storage locker. He sunburns really easily.''

``Uhm ... uh ... somebody tell the director I think we broke her.''

``Oh ... don't pout. You can have a bite of my Twix.''

 

[cooleddie74]

CONNOR:"Well, at least MY stock in Enron can't possibly go bad."

Sadly, Jolene wasn't lying about her narcolepsy.

"Care for some?

My wife makes it. She won't tell me what she puts in it...but it's guaranteed to make me forget where I am for about a year."

 

[cooleddie74]

"DAMN.

Water polo is catchin' on after all."

 

[Nebusj]

``I'll be right there, I just wanna check how the Gazelles are doing.''

 

[cooleddie74]

"J.J.'s Trek movie is kicking ass.

I told Scott and Jolene we shoulda pushed harder to get in that damn thing."

 

[Overgeeked]

Someone beat me to my caption.

 

[cooleddie74]

"ANOTHER dopin' scandal in baseball?

Better tell Scott not to use Plan B in this weekend's cast-versus-crew softball match."

 

[Mistral]

"I'm about done with this paper. Wish I could say the same for the caption contest."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Straight guys play water polo?


That's a shock."

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's something from your home planet called Zima.

Even the half-blind, old targs won't touch it."

 

[Alrik]

Connor: "I know some have been sayin' that Jolene's performances have been gettin' kind of stiff, but this is rediculous."

 

[cooleddie74]

CONNOR:"The Beer Devil made me do it!!!"