Caption Contest 27: lights, camera, fAIL

[Rat Boy]

Trineer: "Barry Bonds at a baseball game with a bunch of Star Trek fans. I guess he wasn't the only one there with an abnormally large head."

 

[Alrik]

Trineer: "I'm...too sexy for my shades...too sexy for my shades....too sexy."

 

[Alrik]

KOLLOS: "Stop pouting. You can have it back."

 

[Alrik]

Trineer: "I'll be damned. Jolene always said that if I ever got my chance I wouldn't know what to do with it.....and she was right."

 

[Triskelion]

Actress down. Somebody get her a cracker!

 

[Starpaul20]

Director: You know, Connor, she's gonna kick your ass when she gets up.
Connor: I know, but it was well worth it.

 

[cooleddie74]

CONNOR:"Wow. She wasn't kiddin' when she said she couldn't hold her liquor! How many did she have?"

PRODUCER:"One sip."

 

[cooleddie74]

KOLLOS:"Wanna split a Chuck Yeagermeister?"

 

[Kirby]

"Damn! You've beaten me again Jumble"

 

[cooleddie74]

"The new Spongebob BK commercial's makin' parents uneasy?

You GOTTA be kiddin' me."

 

[Shatmandu]

Cameraman: "You've got more camel toe than a Saudi King, lady."

 

[cooleddie74]

Most awkward wrap party EVER.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Garfield scrambled Odie's atoms in the transporter?

Now THAT'S funny."

 

[Nerys Myk]

The other "Valentine to the fans".

 

[cooleddie74]

The REAL explanation of how T'Pol conceived a child in Season 4.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Bush is down to 9% approval?

DANG."

 

[E-Blonde]

Unable to afford a decent attorney for Archer, Trip and T'Pol make a porno.

Unfortunately, most of the episode is spent on the issues behind the fluffers' strike.

But in the end, Archer receives the news that Trip beat him to it.

 

[cooleddie74]

T'Pol soon regretted her decision to allow Trip to incorporate voyeurism and pottery into their lovemaking.

CONNOR:"They canceled us?

Oh well. At least there's still that NUMB3RS episode."

ARCHER:"No thanks.

Last time I drank strange alcohol I woke up covered in cooking oil in a cargo bay."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kolos:

Spoiler: Trek XI

"Could have been worse; your dog could've been lost in a transporter accident."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kolos:

Spoiler: Trek XI

"Could have been worse; your dog could've been lost in a transporter accident."

or

Spoiler: more Trek XI

"Here, I found your dog. "