Caption Contest 27: lights, camera, fAIL

[Shatmandu]

Camera Guy: "They should've named your character C'Ameltoe."

 

[Triskelion]

Blalock: If only there was some stud around in sandals and socks. Oh well I guess I'll take a nap.
Camera guy: Wha?

 

[Shatmandu]

Blalock: "When you stand up, I can see your nuts up the leg of your shorts."

 

[cooleddie74]

One Zima spiked with Dayquil, and Jolene was theirs for the taking.

 

[cooleddie74]

Two humanoids.

One bottle.

 

[Kirby]

Connor: This again? Why did they create a "T'Pol narcolepsy" story line.

 

[cooleddie74]

By the fourth season, the ideas for episodes had gotten so thin that an arc about a horrible shipboard pottery accident was actually considered.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KOLLOS: Drink this.

ARCHER: Is it a potion that will make me look dead so I can escape when they remove my "corpse"?

KOLLOS: Suuure

 

[cooleddie74]

KOLLOS:"Here.

A little hair of the targ that kut'leched you."

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

"Captain, do not make me play the airplane game to make you drink this. It is not honorable."

"Captain, drink. It is a warrior's drink."

 

[auntiehill]

"Cheer up. At least they won't make you dress like a woman on this one."

 

[Skywalker]

Kolos: "Prune juice?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Here, Archer. Drink this.

You'll be unconscious and feel NOTHING when the targs bite your genitalia off."

 

[NXOner]

Connor: Maybe the budget could stretch to non-shrink pyjamas next time

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Blalock: "When you stand up, I can see your nuts up the leg of your shorts."

Connor: Well then, you'll just have to teach me how to properly tuck mine like you tuck yours.

 

[jep]

Klingon: "Here, drink this... it will ... ease the..."

Archer: "Sting of defeat"

Klingon: "No, the pain. My head isn't the only thing with huge ridges on it, cutie."

 

[jep]

Klingon: "But first, the tranya."

 

[cooleddie74]

KOLLOS:"Why do they call this Ovaltine?

The flask is almost square. The glasses are square. They should call it Squaretine."

 

[Major Chord]

"Here, drink this. It will help relieve the constipation."

 

[cooleddie74]

KOLLOS:"Here, Earther.

Take your so-called 'Zima' back. This swill has no taste...or honor!!"