Caption Contest #257 Gee Wizz!!

[Nerys Myk]

CONRAD: Okay, funtime is over. Get back to your own set!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Captain, was it necessary to bring armed Security officers?

Kirk: McCoy took a sick day, and if we combine all of these guys we can equal his personality.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: I'm pretty sure the shuttle is around the next bend.

SPOCK: You said that three bends back.

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

"All I zed voz my husband Frederick is a brilliant surgeon who could help you viz zose ears."

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: We lied! You won't have interesting adventures! They will be as dull as this episode! Get out now!

 

[jep]

Spock: "WHAT? You think a single man can't go to the movies by himself? Wearing a trenchcoat? With a hole in the pocket?


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[jep]

Spock: "Captain, I can't help but notice that you seem to have a spring in your step this morning."



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[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Yes Miss Lincoln, I am an adult male who loves the Beatles.

 

[jep]

Shatner: Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the fuck are you walking right through? Ah da da dah, like this in the background. What the fuck is it with you? What don’t you fucking understand?

You got any fucking idea about, hey, it’s fucking distracting having somebody walking up behind Bill in the middle of the fucking scene? Give me a fucking answer! What don’t you get about it?

Nimoy: "I'm sorry..."

Shatner: "No, don’t just be sorry, think for one fucking second. What the FUCK are you DOING ? Are you professional or not?"



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[Disruptor]

KIRK: "Sometimes I think humanity was wrong when we decided we were too evolved to wear sunglasses."

Spock: "Excuse ma'am, I am merely practicing my 'kung-fu grip.'"

KIRK: "Chekov, we don't have time for that...well, I do. But you don't, mister."

KIRK: "Bones, I always enjoy these cultures where the bra was never invented."

McCoy: "Grow-up, Jim."

 

[Isis]

Redshirts: ♫ Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go ♫

Kirk (to self): "No, it couldn't be. That's just an old fairy tale."

Spock (to self): "These diminutive gentlemen seem so familiar. I must check the ship's memory banks when I get back. Fascinating."

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "Well, I gotta hand it to you, Jim. When you said 'I bet it'll be peace, love, and kumbaya,' I didn't realize you were serious."

 

[BoredShipCapt'n]

Kirk: "So this is Wrigley's pleasure planet. Pleasure, indeed, but where's all the gum?"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Shatner: Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the fuck are you walking right through? Ah da da dah, like this in the background. What the fuck is it with you? What don’t you fucking understand?

You got any fucking idea about, hey, it’s fucking distracting having somebody walking up behind Bill in the middle of the fucking scene? Give me a fucking answer! What don’t you get about it?

Nimoy: "I'm sorry..."

Shatner: "No, don’t just be sorry, think for one fucking second. What the FUCK are you DOING ? Are you professional or not?"

Is there some hidden reference here....?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "Trust me, Bones, this is the best brothel in the galaxy! Anything goes here! Except...no kissing."
McCoy: "Dammit!!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Spock: Logically we should expect an attack from behind sir.
Kirk: Why?
Spock: That's where the red shirts are.

 

[jep]

Shatner: Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the fuck are you walking right through? Ah da da dah, like this in the background. What the fuck is it with you? What don’t you fucking understand?

You got any fucking idea about, hey, it’s fucking distracting having somebody walking up behind Bill in the middle of the fucking scene? Give me a fucking answer! What don’t you get about it?

Nimoy: "I'm sorry..."

Shatner: "No, don’t just be sorry, think for one fucking second. What the FUCK are you DOING ? Are you professional or not?"

Is there some hidden reference here....?

It's a paraphrase of when Christian Bale went absolutely batshit on some poor bastard who happened to walk behind him during filming of a scene of Terminator: Salvation.

I must admit, it seemed a lot funnier when I posted it... alcohol is a helluva drug.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "So, what do you think of the ladies' costumes, Jim?"
Kirk (sighs): "They're not bad, Bones, but...I just wish William Ware Theiss could draw!"

 

[UFO]

Kirk: What is it Mister?

Red Shirt: I tawt I taw a puddy tat.

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Get a grip, woman. Yes, it's true the Monkees don't play their own instruments now, but cool your jets -- they'll be playing them by 'Headquarters.'"

Chekov: "No, I'm not vith the Secret Serwice. But vith vhat's been in the news lately, I'm sure you'd find they're not wery good customers, anyvay."