Caption Contest #231: Drinking with the Enemy

[A.V.I.A.F.]

So many great entries yet again! It was very difficult to choose them, but here are:




There are things that even the Vulcan Mind-meld cannot break...

Spock: My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts....let go of your feelings. Not everything was created in Russia.
Chekov: Oh, LIES!
McCoy: You've got to stop this, Jim! His patriotism runs too deep!

I can just imagine what the uncensored version of this would look like...

Kirk: "Bones! No! Must...not...fap!"

DO ask and DO tell...

Shatner: "There there, George. I don't understand your reaction, as it's a beautiful and natural act between a man and a woman. Have you never seen a 'stag' film before?"

And for best Photoshopped image:
Someone’s getting bitch-slapped...

Kirk: "Sulu, forget about it--you can't pull off being cool. Besides, Carl Spock is going to have your neck for taking his hat. You see up there on the screen? That's him watching you."

Congratulations to all of the winners!

This week: Bele and Kirk clink glasses, Khan checks to see if his drink has been spiked, and Korax breathes a little too close to Scotty. Have at it!

 

[LeadHead]

Belle: I am black on the right side.

Kirk: Yes, and that's your answer to everything. But the question was, do you want more booze?

Khan: You dare to give me this Synthehol?!

Spock: We only use to good stuff for people who won't eventually get me killed.

Scotty: Laddie, don't you think you should... rephrase that?

Korax: You're right, I should. I didn't mean to say that the.... You know you're breath smells really nice....

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, A.V.I.A.F.!

Spock (sotto voce) "Hey, Khan! Don't look now, but the big blonde is checking you out big time!"

Korax (menacingly): "Pardon me, Earther, but my friends and I at the table behind you couldn't help wondering if you're wearing those assless chaps as an intentional insult to us!"

 

[LeadHead]

Khan: Excellent.

Kirk: You're pleased that we have determined your identity?

Khan: No, you have added nutmeg to this drink. My compliments to the bartender.

Scotty: About time I got credit for something!

 

[Vassa]

Your planet uses thumb-wrestling to settle its disputes?

Khan, when I said, "make yourself comfortable", I didn't mean tear out the furniture and paint.

 

[inflatabledalek]

Kirk: Come on Uhura, are you really telling me you never did a Columbo? Not even a walk on? We should get that new Russian guy up here, he at least had two lines in the first one I did. Then this could be The Columbo table.

Khan: Yes, I saw that one and I never forget a face, I think I know who you're talking about. My bullfighting episode was best though.

Spock: Most illogical, the episode with me as an evil Doctor was much better.

http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Marla_McGiversMcGivers: I never did a Columbo either, but would quite like too...

Khan *Whispering* Help me out and I'll sort it, me and Peter Falk go way back.

McGivers: More tempting than your chat up lines.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Khan: sniffs "I can smell urine in this whisky, Kirk... with a hint of ... vodka?"

Everyone: "Chekov."

 

[WinstonSmith]

spock: where did I put that urine sample? It was right here!
khan: oh god...

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Korax: "Blah, Blah, Blah..."

Chekov (thinking) Someone needs to give the Klingon Cossack some prune juice , he's defiantly got something plugging his butt .

 

[ItsGreen]

Spock: Gentlemen, let us please refrain from trying to prove who is genetically superior.
It is obvious that the Captain must use two hands!

 

[Rat Boy]

Khan: sniffs "I can smell urine in this whisky, Kirk... with a hint of ... vodka?"

Everyone: "Chekov."

Khan: "And there was this strange man who insisted on lifting my member up when he changed my bedpan."

Everyone: "Chekov."

Khan: "I never forget a face."

Bele: "To your health, Captain...*muttering*...coming to a sudden end."

Spock: "I heard that!"

Scotty: "Laddie, someone drinkin' prune juice should know better than to be pickin' fights with drunk Scotsmen, Russians, and stuntmen."

 

[Tan Ru]

Dr. Korax, D.D.S.: "wow... That is some of the worst bridgework I have EVER seen! And you say that you had this done in Canada?"

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "I'm curious... why all the form revealing clothing?"
Bele: "I'm curious... why all the phallic beverage containers?"

 

[Gary7]

Dr. Korax, D.D.S.: "wow... That is some of the worst bridgework I have EVER seen! And you say that you had this done in Canada?"

Scotty: "No, lad. T'was in England."
Korax: "Ah, well there you have it."

 

[ItsGreen]

Look to the cookie Commissioner.....look to the cookie!

 

[Gary7]

Khan: (thinking to himself) Ah, yes... I will have that Nubian princess across the table when this shindig is done. And, coincidentally, across this very table.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: If you can introduce me the the comely Vulcan lass behind the bar, there's fifty credits in it for you.

K'LAVIN: I think you'll find the young lady is human. Note the eybrows, while arch, lack the dramatic angle of Vulcanoids....

SCOTTY: Another fifty if you kill the know-it-all.

KORAX: I'll do it for free.

 

[jep]

Khan: "I'm curious, Captain. Why the fancy dress?"

Kirk: "Well, it's not like we get to play host to to Genghis Khan every day."

Spock: "Uh.... Captain..."


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[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: You might want to lay off the whole "Superman" thing. He gets a bit proprietary about the term.

SPOCK: Especially after he's had a few

 

[jep]

Bele: "You DID ask me to get comfortable, Captain."

Kirk: "Well yes, but white panties? White? After labor day? Are you mad?"


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