Caption Contest #230: Freaking Out!

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Some pretty good entries, thanks for playing! Here are:

Feeling obsolete?

Scott: "What does a ship's physicist do, exactly?"
Sulu: "Physics."
Scott: "Aye... but you see that we have a science officer, pointy eared lad, does pure science... and we have an engineer, me, that would be applied physics... So what's the point of ye?"
Sulu: "Well... I..."
Scott: "Aye... that's what I thought."

It takes brass balls...

Sulu: "COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!"

Can you hear me now?

Sulu: "What a lousy time to have no bars."

And the winner for best Photoshopped image:

Sulu: Agh! My ball-point! Damn! There goes my collection!!!

Scotty: Hmm. Maybe you should collect old weapons instead.

Congratulations to all the winners! This week: Chekov loses it on the bridge, McCoy loses it on the bridge, and--you guessed it--Sulu loses it on the bridge. Have at it!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: It's no use, he won't stop singing "Daydream Believer".

MCCOY: My stomach,what the hell is in plomeek soup anway?

KIRK: I've a feeling we'll be finding out very soon.

TAKEI: My lines they're gone!!!!!!

SHATNER: Snap out of it George, I left you the "warp factor 3" line.

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Spock! Stop mind-melding with him! His mind can't take it!

Scotty: (thinking) I really hate it when those 3 practice their interpretive dances on the bridge.

Shatner went to extremes to make Takei watch Raw Nerve.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Humans just can't win Red Rover when playing against Vulcans.

Spock: My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts....let go of your feelings. Not everything was created in Russia.
Chekov: Oh, LIES!
McCoy: You've got to stop this, Jim! His patriotism runs too deep!

Shatner: Repeat after me. "I will not be jealous of William Shatner."
Takei: Oh, in your dreams.
Shatner: "I will not be jealous...."

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Fascinating. The lights are on but no one is home.

BONES: Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!

SHATNER: Yes, George, face it, THAT'S your future acting career!

 

[Ziriath]

SCOTTY: ''You are doing it wrong, Spock! Left handed threads are the 'Lefty tighty, Righty loosey!''

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Poor, naive Chekov, joining the bridge crew's spin-the-bottle game with visions of kissing the lovely Lieutenant Uhura, failed to consider the other terrible possibilities.

Kirk: "Bones! No! Must...not...fap!"

 

[Tan Ru]

Kirk-to-Spock: Spock, help me hold down McCoy. He just found out that he was the focal-character of Abrams' next Trek film.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Where is the peace conference? WHERE IS THE PEACE CONFERENCE?!"

Uhura: "Peace conference?"

Kirk: "Just thinking ahead."

McCoy: "For the last time, no! This is just cordrazine and Scotty isn't the one selling it!"

Kirk: "Eighteen cavities? My God man, how can you eat solid foods?"

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Jim, maybe it isn't the best idea to intentionally inject McCoy with the Cordrazine...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Sulu: "I need an adult! I need an adult!"

 

[Gary7]

It was no use. Chekov started writhing uncontrollably in pain and screaming his head off.

Scotty: "Dr. McCoy, d'ya think it has anythin' ta do with that bloody thing that was wrapped 'round his face from th' last away mission, that mysteriously fell off an' died just hours ago?"

 

[Gary7]

Too late.

Uhura: "Oh my God!!!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Chekov thought the chair was empty. He couldn't know that Captain Kirk had just beamed up from Terratin. From somewhere came a tiny voice calling for help. The crew rushed to locate it.

Viewscreen advert: "G MacKay and Co. whiskey! A drappy o' the real MacKay!"

McCoy: "McCoy!! It's "the real McCoy", damn you!!"

Kirk: "Let it go, Bones".

Sulu: "Cancellation! Cancellation approaching!"

Kirk: "Now Sulu, you know that's just a myth. No-one actually believes Archer's stories. I'm sure our high quality episodes will continue for years to come"

Sulu: "My god, you switch bodies with a woman!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SHATNER: Relax George, it will get us all sorts of press. Like the kiss with Nichelle.

 

[Finn]

Spock: "My thoughts are your thoughts.... Nothing was inwented in Russia".

Chekov: NOOOOOOO!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: No, I'm not Mind-Melding with you, I'm Mind-Wiping you!

 

[Isis]

Spock: "This type of torture should be illegal."

Sulu: "Sir?"

Spock: "Watching Celebrity Apprentice for twelve straight hours made him like this."

McCoy: "A threesome is definitely out of the question."

Kirk: "C'mon Mister, I know you took the last red M&M!"

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "I am not a Merry Man!"

Worf's grandfather (OS): "Hey, that's my line!"

McCoy: "Oh, sorry." <brief pause> "I'm a doctor, not a Merry Man!"

Worf's grandfather (OS): "That's better."

 

[T'Girl]

SHATNER: Yes, George, face it, THAT'S your future acting career!

Takei: But a movie with Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts? It'll die in the first weekend, what will I be thinking?

Sulu: I'm next.
Scotty: Then me.
Uhura: Hell, I'll give it a go.

And so began Star Trek's long infamous history of "mindrape on the bridge."

McCoy: I don't like mysteries Jim, you know what they do to my gut.