Caption Contest #229: Oh So Sulu!

[Isis]

Sulu: "What a lousy time to have no bars."

 

[ItsGreen]

Sulu: I can imagine someday a storage system that will hold all the data
in these 3 1/2 inch floppy disk, something the size of????
.....my thumb, a thumbdrive that will hold gigabytes of information!

Scotty:Are you daft man! Gigabytes!

Piper:"hick-cup" "burrrrrpppp" "slurred speach"....don't yah mean "jigga whatts"

 

[Rulius]

Scott: "What does a ship's physicist do, exactly?"
Sulu: "Physics."
Scott: "Aye... but you see that we have a science officer, pointy eared lad, does pure science... and we have an engineer, me, that would be applied physics... So what's the point of ye?"
Sulu: "Well... I..."
Scott: "Aye... that's what I thought."

Riley: "There's no such regulation. Shipboard coffee isn't paid for by nipple tweaks."
Sulu: "Sure there is."
Riley: "I tried it on Janice, and she kicked my nuts up to my tonsils."

Sulu: "Who cares if the transporter is splitting everything in two... Beam down some gasoline and some wood. So we get twice as much. All the better."

WINNER! LOL

 

[Isis]

Sulu: "All this cold, Captain, and we're not even the first ones here. Mr. Spock can say good-bye to his plomeek franchise. They're building an IHOP here."

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Look, it's been 10 years since that parking brake thing; can I drive the ship again?"

Sulu: "Look, you want to know how cold it is? I'm stuck to a pissicle!"

 

[milo bloom]

Sulu: It's not that crazy. All the engine stuff is the heaviest part, so it would keep it balanced towards the back, and the legs could fold in to the hull when not in use. This is exactly the type of situation when you need to land a starship!

 

[LeadHead]

Sulu: Forget how cold it is, we're hungry! We just ate Ensign McTasty!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Sulu: "Captain, it's cold as a witch's tit down here!"
Kirk (over communicator): "You mean the witches of Bariallus 4?"
Sulu: "No, more like the ones on Minzar 3."
Kirk: "Damn, that is cold!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS!"

 

[Gary7]

Sulu: "Captain, bad idea on the tribbles. They lose their body heat so fast, they're frozen like rocks in no time."
Kirk: "Well, maybe you can build a shelter out of them, to protect against the wind."
Sulu: "We tried that--they're so light, they just blow away!"

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Sulu: I think alcoholic beverages should be banned from all the ship’s galleys, mess decks, and rec rooms.
Scotty: What in the name of all things holy are ye sayin’ laddie?
Piper: (thinking to himself) Don’t mean nothin’ long as I gots my reefer. Sure could go for some tacos though.

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Riley: I don't see it working Sulu.
Sulu: Sure it could work. Just think about it! You press the insignia on your uniform and you can communicate with anyone from the ship!
Riley: But we already have commuicators for that.
Sulu: (rolls eyes) The insignia IS the communicator!
Riley: I still say it's a stupid idea. Why don't you bounce it off of Tormolen? He's sitting right over there.
Tormolen: (off-screen) Sulu, if you start poking me, I'll stab you with this butter knife!

 

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Spock (over communicator): You'll have to hold on a little longer. There's no other way. Survival procedures, Mr. Sulu.

Sulu: But the others are hogging the tarp and chanting "no fags!"

Spock (over communicator): Nobody likes a whiny little bitch Sulu, Spock out.