Caption Contest #229: Oh So Sulu!

[A.V.I.A.F.]

Thank-you for another week of great entries, and now for:

Just another Tuesday afternoon for the good doctor:

Bones: Spray-on strawberry astroglide, check... Half saltshaker of coke, check... Sexy nurse, check...

Well Spock, at least it looks like they’re thinking about it:

Spock: "So do I take it that neither of you gentleman is interested in a threesome?"

Bones should know by now that you can’t go anywhere without bumping into one of Kirk’s conquests:

MCCOY: So I said to Jim, what's with you and skanky blondes?

SHAW: Perhaps, you'd like to rephrase?

MCCOY: Why?

And for the best Photoshop winner...

Because he deserves a break today:

McCoy: "Thanks, nurse. I'm starving. But how many times do I have to tell you to Super-Size the fries?"

Congratulations to all the winners!
This week: Sulu makes his case for new uniforms, superpokes Lt. Riley, and then gets caught between some rocks and a hard place. Have at it!

 

[LeadHead]

Sulu: If you want the mathematics of this, get a calculator.

Sulu: No, you're going to be almost killed by a sexy blonde.

Sulu: Forget.... the transporter..... send.... a Shuttlecraft....

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIPER: Sorry guys....burritos for lunch.

SULU: So everytime we say "course layed in" we take a drink.

SULU: So cold....and no one wants to share body warmth.

 

[Isis]

Piper (to self): "They tell me I'll need a couple of catch phrases to be successful on this show. But 'he's dead, Jim' and 'I'm a doctor, not a [fill in the blank]'? I just don't see those going anywhere."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Sulu: I am stuck between a rock and a hard place, captain, but that's no reason to hurry. I'll tough it out.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scott: "What does a ship's physicist do, exactly?"
Sulu: "Physics."
Scott: "Aye... but you see that we have a science officer, pointy eared lad, does pure science... and we have an engineer, me, that would be applied physics... So what's the point of ye?"
Sulu: "Well... I..."
Scott: "Aye... that's what I thought."

Riley: "There's no such regulation. Shipboard coffee isn't paid for by nipple tweaks."
Sulu: "Sure there is."
Riley: "I tried it on Janice, and she kicked my nuts up to my tonsils."

Sulu: "Who cares if the transporter is splitting everything in two... Beam down some gasoline and some wood. So we get twice as much. All the better."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Sulu: Agh! My ball-point! Damn! There goes my collection!!!

Scotty: Hmm. Maybe you should collect old weapons instead.

 

[Ssosmcin]

"Then take a shuttlecraft, but send Gas-X now!'

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "...of course, mind you I have no idea what the heck a penny is."

Sulu: "I'm not touching you!"

*Riley pours coffee all over Sulu, who runs off shrieking*

Sulu: "Get those transporters working! This threesome is terrible!"

 

[HarryM]

SULU: "If you want the mathematics of it..."
PIPER: (thinking) "If I just shift right a little I can slip one out..." rips a loud one.
SULU: "You always do that when I'm talking!!!"
SCOTTY: "Easy, lad. Everyone's entitled to his opinion."
PIPER: (puts head down and goes to sleep).

 

[Yeoman Randi]

GARY7, i missed this last week. AWESOME!!!!!!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Paul Fix (thinking): "Wha! What! Dammit, I must have dosed off again! For Christ's sake, don't these people realize there was a reason they kept me on my feet most of the time on 'The Rifleman'!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIPER: Scotch, Scotch, Scotch. I like Scotch.

 

[Maurice]

SULU: blah blah ...like having a penny, doubling it every day. In a month, you'll be a millionaire.
SCOTTY: In less time than that, you'll have my boot up yer arse!

SULU: See? I replaced your Folgers Crystals with Dilithium Crystals and you couldn't tell the difference!

SULU: The shuttlecraft won't be delivered til Tuesday?

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK (os): Mister Sulu...

SULU: For the last time! My name is "Tuan". Sulu is your helmsman! We dont all look alike!

 

[Gary7]

Sulu: "Seriously, I really think I could pull it off as helmsman."
Scotty: "Ah, yer daft. If anything, we'll have a smug young Russian navigator before that happens."
Piper: "Y'know what we really need? A bartender."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Takei: "I really think I should have been cast as the captain."
Doohan: "I think I should have been cast as the captain!"
Fix: "I think I should have been cast as the marshal."

 

[Gary7]

Sulu: "...like having a penny, doubling it every day. In a month, you'll be a millionaire."
Piper: "What'd you do, Sulu? Break open your 20th century vintage piggy banks, just to prove a point?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: These dont even have labels!!!!! How are we supposed to know which is which?

PIPER: They're not lunch?

 

[Isis]

Sulu and Riley sincerely hoped that their rendition of "I'm a Little Teapot" would win the Enterprise's annual talent contest.