Caption Contest 18: Zero Gee Whiz

[The Badger]

Hoshi "Hey, I've finally worked out where I've seen that expression before. That T'Pol doll the Captain has hidden in his closet."

"THIS....IS....STAR TREK!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Buck Bokai: "No, I didn't use steroids when I played. I stayed in shape the Babe Ruth way; hot dogs and beer with every meal. That's probably why my doctors say I'll be dead before I turn fifty."

 

[cooleddie74]

"T'Pol! Kids!

Come look! I finally got all the Christmas lights on the outside of the ship working!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Hi.

I'm professional baseball's Buck Bokai.

Do you suffer from male impotence problems like I do? Well, this time thinking about baseball ain't gonna help shit."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Trip liked to sing Whitney Houston songs when he thought he was alone.

"And... I will always love youuuuu!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Travis!!!

Turn your left rear blinker OFF!!! That runs down the shuttlepod's backup batteries, you know!!! Enterprise isn't made outta free battery trees!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

HOSHI: I don't think you're doing it right.

 

[jgdst]

^LOL! Magnificent

Thanks for the win (again) Triskelion! My months and months of practicing these captions in the mirror is paying off...

Mr Sato: Welcome to Starfleet Burger, may I take your order?

Braga: ... and so we've decided to do another 2 seasons of neuropressure scenes. Connor? CONNOR?!

Hoshi: How is that even exercise?
Trip: Come back wearing a skirt, then you'll understand...

Archer: I don't... I don't quite know how to tell you this... Hoshi is dead.
Mr Sato: Sorry...
Archer: I said Hosh...
Mr Sato: No, I heard you. As I was saying - Sorry, I just don't care.

 

[Triskelion]

Trip: THAT'S NOT THE IRIS!!!

Hoshi turn off that damned J-Pop!

Trip: Wait'll you try this new exercise machine Hoshi!
Hoshi: That's art, you dink.

Archer: I don't... I don't quite know how to tell you this... Hoshi is dead.
Mr Sato: Sorry...
Archer: I said Hosh..
Mr Sato: I told her no good can come from her speaking.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Someone PLEASE tell the band to turn off the pyrotechnics!!! I can't hear shit!!!"

TRIP:"The Insane-o-flex is awesome, Hoshi!

Just keep that Carl asshole away from it."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Yes, yes...

I know, Captain Archer.

You like hearing me scream 'Godzilla' and seeing me point out my window. I GET IT.

Anything else I can do for you...racist?!?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Buck Bokai: "Sure, after DiMaggio set the record, he ended up with Marilyn Monroe. Who did I get after I broke it? Cynthia from the local IHOP."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Yes.

I like donuts and starches.

Why do you ask?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Keep talkin', Captain!!

In spite of the massive EM field down here and all this lightnin'...I'm still ALL bars!!"

HOSHI:"Think that's something?

You should try the Sucking Treadmill."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

"AAAAahhhhhhhhhhhh she's biting it!!, Ouch!!

HOSHI:"I have a very naughty idea, wanna hear it?"

 

[SFRabid]

"The hiiiillllllssssss are aliiiiiive, with the sound of muuuuu-siiiiiic."

Trip: "Yes Hosi. You are much prettier than T'Pol. Now please turn this damn thing off."

"Why haven't you married my daughter. Hosi is very special. In another life she might have been Emperor."

 

[SFRabid]

"You will have to speak up Captian. We are at the mining camp and T'Pol found a new use for the jackhammer. She will not turn it off."

Trip: "Hosi? Why are you standing on the ceiling?"

 

[3 of 11]

Hoshi: I didn't know this was T'Pols diaphragm
Trip: Like throwing a hot dog down a corridor

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

"Theorizing that one could time-travel within his own lifetime, Commander Tucker led an elite group of scientists onboard the NX-01 to develop a top-secret project known as Quantum Leap. Pressured to prove his theories or lose his rank, Commander Tucker prematurely stepped into the Quantum Accelerator, and vanished.

He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own time was maintained through brain-wave transmissions with Hoshi, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Commander Tucker can see and hear. Trapped in the past, Commander Tucker finds himself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home."

Trip: "Oh boy."

Archer: "Bitch stole my gig."

 

[cooleddie74]

"See, sir?

All my wisdom teeth came in scot-free! What can I say? I've got good genes!"

Trip regretted challenging Hoshi to an Ultimate Puke-Off Contest.

MISTER SATO:"You and my daughter better hurry back to Earth, Captain! You'll both need to get in on the newest fashions before jacket lapels shrink and vanish completely!"