Caption Contest 115: Voyager Problems

[Finn]

Chakotay:..Kathryn? Shouldn't we beam up Neelix now? They are about to burst through the doors down there

Janeway: I'm not sure how I feel about finding that used tampon in yesterday's coffee from Mess Hall.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Ewwwwwww!

 

[Ln X]

Chakotay: Shaken but not stirred huh Katherine?

The Doctor's rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody always went down like a bomb.

Chakotay: I always thought you resembled a hedgehog but now...
Neelix: Now?
Chakotay: You remind me of my old cat.

Q: Let me rock your universe baby.
Kim: (muttering) That is so clichéd.

Doctor: This is the largest tapeworm I've ever seen! You said it came out of your bowls this morning Kes?

 

[Triskelion]

Kes: I looked up "sporocystian life forms" in the database.
EMH:.....
Kes: So, do you always just make shit up?
EMH: I need the memory for my porn files.

 

[Maximus_Of_Borg]

These are hilarious. Lol.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"What do you mean, you want cab fare?"

 

[CaptainBearclaw]

DOCTOR:Abby... Normal...

 

[Nerys Myk]

KES: I don't think that's enough turkey for the entire crew.

 

[Triskelion]

Chakotay: My tattoo has literally been in my family for generations.
Janeway: Damned Progenitors!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Janeway (holding envelope): A nail, a board, and Ensign Kim's career.

(pause)

Janeway: Name something that's hammered, something that's sawed, and something that's screwed.

 

[Captain Kathryn]

I will post the winners plus new captions tomorrow night!

 

[LeadHead]

Chakotay: We've arrived at the sonic pulse nebula.

Janeway: (thinking) Wrong day to be hungover.

Worst Beauty Pageant Contestants Ever.

Q: Sorry, Harry. I hope you don't mind that I told them that you'll never make Lieutenant.

Kes: (thinking) How long ago did I leave these leftovers in here?

 

[Captain Kathryn]

Hey all,

The new contest is up!
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=232651