Chakotay:..Kathryn? Shouldn't we beam up Neelix now? They are about to burst through the doors down there
Janeway: I'm not sure how I feel about finding that used tampon in yesterday's coffee from Mess Hall.
Caption Contest 115: Voyager Problems
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Chakotay:..Kathryn? Shouldn't we beam up Neelix now? They are about to burst through the doors down there
Janeway: I'm not sure how I feel about finding that used tampon in yesterday's coffee from Mess Hall.
Ewwwwwww! 
Chakotay: Shaken but not stirred huh Katherine?
The Doctor's rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody always went down like a bomb.
Chakotay: I always thought you resembled a hedgehog but now...
Neelix: Now?
Chakotay: You remind me of my old cat.
Q: Let me rock your universe baby.
Kim: (muttering) That is so clichéd.
Kes: I looked up "sporocystian life forms" in the database.
EMH:.....
Kes: So, do you always just make shit up?
EMH: I need the memory for my porn files.
These are hilarious. Lol.
"What do you mean, you want cab fare?"
DOCTOR:Abby... Normal...
KES: I don't think that's enough turkey for the entire crew.
Chakotay: My tattoo has literally been in my family for generations.
Janeway: Damned Progenitors!
Janeway (holding envelope): A nail, a board, and Ensign Kim's career.
(pause)
Janeway: Name something that's hammered, something that's sawed, and something that's screwed.
I will post the winners plus new captions tomorrow night! 
Chakotay: We've arrived at the sonic pulse nebula.
Janeway: (thinking) Wrong day to be hungover.
Worst Beauty Pageant Contestants Ever.
Q: Sorry, Harry. I hope you don't mind that I told them that you'll never make Lieutenant.
Kes: (thinking) How long ago did I leave these leftovers in here?
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