Dame Judi Dench has experienced a career lull.
Cap Con 70: I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up
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Dame Judi Dench has experienced a career lull.
T'Pol: "You have a very impressive rack."
V'Lar: "Are you talking about my antique Surak-era wine rack?"
T'Pol: "Yes."
V'Lar: "Oh, thank God!"
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T'Pol: "For Surak's sake, what are you wearing? Even my inner eyelids are no defence!"
Trip: "A Hawaiian shirt, traditional for shore leave."
T'Pol: "Some traditions are best left to fade into history."
Trip: "I'm not taking the shirt off."
T'Pol: "If you do not remove the shirt, and if they invent some sort of solid hologrammatical recreation device in the future, I shall ensure that any such recreational activity that your likeness is employed in, for instance, allowing users to participate in the ship's missions, shall result in your repeated, ignominious, and humiliating demise."
Trip: "As if that's ever going to happen. You Vulcans may be logical, but you don't know Jack about making threats."
V'Lar: "Why don't you come back later on and you and me will find us a couple low mileage 'pit woofies' and help 'em build a memory."
T'Pol: "At this point, I believe you have imbibed sufficient bourbon."
Archer: "I know that it's cold for a Vulcan on a human starship, but I've been asked by the crew to make an intervention. They want you to stop keeping your hands warm in that fashion."
T'Pol: "But it was a Terran philosopher that said that the buttocks are nature's pocket."
Alien: "Huh, what! What did you say?"
Archer: "I said take the headphones off."
Archer: "Nobody is a bigger fan of IDIC than I am, but I gotta admit, I'm pretty creeped out right now."
V'Lar: "Why don't you come back later on and you and me will find us a couple low mileage 'pit woofies' and help 'em build a memory."
T'Pol: "At this point, I believe you have imbibed sufficient bourbon."
I've always found that line ridiculously hilarious, and this is just a perfect re-use.
V'LAR: Come on...let us celebrate the successful completion of this mission.
Let us get shitfaced.
ARCHER: Take a holophoto.
It'll last longer.
ARCHER: Which one of you is the burn victim?
I can't tell.
V'LAR: I believe it is an ancient Earth custom to honor one's dinner guests with a toast...and then spend the next few hours gossiping about them behind their back.
"I was just going outside for a little sun."
Glad you like it, Hoshi.
It's from the SEARS "Burnt Retinas" Collection.
ARCHER: Sorry, guys.
The transgender costume party's not until NEXT week.
Trip: "I'm not gone on the new uniforms, Cap'n."
Vulcan Elder: "To the Undiscovered Country."
T'Pol: "I thought only Romulan ale resulted in sporadic outbursts of Shakespearian lore."
Archer: "Sorry, I spilt Coke on the chair. Maybe you could sit on my lap?"
T'Pol: "I smell danger."
Archer: "Em...no, that's actually me you're smelling. The sonic showers in my cabin are on the blink again."
TRIP: Sure...you can borrow this shirt for your date next week.
But it's gonna COST ya, Captain.
Your best bottle of bourbon. Today.
V'LAR: One of the human crew members said this was "100 proof" and would "suck the paint off a trailer hitch."
Whatever THAT is supposed to mean.
Bad news, Captain.
Commander Tucker's accent remains stereotypical...in spite of all our best efforts. Doctor Phlox regrets to inform you that he has run out of treatment options.
ARCHER: THREE male escorts?
T'Pol, how did you know it was my birthday...you sly dog you?
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Trip: This is an authentic replica of a 1962 Big-Daddy-o Surf Special. I bought it from Tom Paris.
T'Pol: Yes, Ambassador. The tea in that type of glass is frequently more interesting than out of a mug.
T'Pol: Your team is now 11 games under 500, Captain. I believe there are better uses of your time than watching their games.
Archer: I swear, I'll have the money tomorrow!
Loan Shark: I believe you, but I'm taking one of your crew as collateral.
Archer: Can I choose?
Loan Shark: No.
Mayweather: Thank God!
TRIP: Tacky?
I'll have you know my great-great grandpa got in his first bar orgy in this shirt, dammit!!
V'LAR: This Earth beverage is quite refreshing!
Captain Archer called it "Mad Dog 20/20." AMAZING concoction!
ARCHER: Stop trying to hide it, Subcommander.
I could hear the seat of your catsuit rip the moment you set foot in my quarters.
It's from the JCPenney "Selleck Collection."
Like it?
T'POL: Sir...please.
If you could just hand me a roll of lavatory paper so I can leave.
Can we discuss your dog later?!
ARCHER: Great.
I asked for three hoagies.
Not three SHOGUN.
Alien: Captain Archer, my men and I have a fever. And the only prescription...is more cowbell!
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