I've had it with this muthafuckin' PORN on the muthafuckin' PLANE.
Can you watch porn on an airplane?
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Thing is not everyone defines "common decency" the same way. Hence the need for most laws.
I think it works like chewing gum in class: only if you bring enough for everyone.
Taking your notebook to the onboard crapper would arouse suspiscion on many different levels.
You need these:
ezVision video glasses: portable 50-inch virtual widescreen viewing
Who the hell would want to have sex in an airplane bathroom? There's hardly enough room for ONE person to go in there (if I have to take a whiz, I seriously consider waiting till the plane lands). Two people crowding in there at once would be unbearable.
Well.. the action involved does involve some spatial overlap... LOL
I've, umm, heard, that it involves some manipulation of the space-time continuum, in that two bodies are occupying the same space at the same time...Who the hell would want to have sex in an airplane bathroom? There's hardly enough room for ONE person to go in there (if I have to take a whiz, I seriously consider waiting till the plane lands). Two people crowding in there at once would be unbearable.
Well.. the action involved does involve some spatial overlap... LOL
And if you really piss them off, they'll use in the same sentence terms like "terrorism" and "national security" and you'll be royally FUBARed.
Who among us hasn't had a handjob underneath the disgusting blanket that gets washed once a week tops, making it even more disgusting?
What he said. I've heard of instances were the hosties have told people to put away adult magazines, so I'll assume they'll do the same with movies.
There would be no way you'd get away with it in economic, unless you had an empty row. First class on the other hand in the larger aircraft you have move privacy so it would be easier to watch porn without getting caught.
Well Singapore Airlines did put notices about no sex in the first class cubicles on their A380s.
Delta kicked a woman off the plane for breast-feeding. The plane had not yet left the terminal. She was in the last row, had a window seat, and her husband was between her and the aisle, yet she was kicked off. Excuse me, but humans are mammals!
Anyway, if they can do that, they can certainly find a way to stop a passenger who is so rude that he would watch porn on his laptop in a public place. If you're writing a story about a dillweed who would do this, I hope he bashes his shin at least twice before the end of the story.
Anyway, if they can do that, they can certainly find a way to stop a passenger who is so rude that he would watch porn on his laptop in a public place. If you're writing a story about a dillweed who would do this, I hope he bashes his shin at least twice before the end of the story.
I'd rather make porn on an airplane with a hot female al-Qaeda suspected terrorist!
And thus, a new fetish was born.
Not since 9/11 and everyone got so uptight.
Thanks a lot Bin laden!
I suspect that you cannot, freedoms aside there's still decency laws and public display of porn would violate many -if not all- of those. Further the airline, as public entity, has the right to control what occurs on their property (the plane.)
All that said, there's ways it can be done. Privacy software can be purchased for computers that codes the screen in a manner that it can only be "decoded" by wearing special glasses.
Thanks a lot Bin laden!
I suspect that you cannot, freedoms aside there's still decency laws and public display of porn would violate many -if not all- of those. Further the airline, as public entity, has the right to control what occurs on their property (the plane.)
All that said, there's ways it can be done. Privacy software can be purchased for computers that codes the screen in a manner that it can only be "decoded" by wearing special glasses.
Is that a bomb in your pants are or you just watching a porno?
I can't find the clip on Youtube, but this topic reminds me of that part in Mallrats, where Brody is talking about his cousin Walter's experience on a crashing aeroplane, when everyone on board whips it out and start jacking off
Yeah.
