"Broken Bow" : Line-By-Line!

[apenpaap]

Soval: " You will be apprised of all pertinate information."

 

[ChristopherPike]

Williams: "And just who gets to decide what's pertinent?"

Archer walks into the room about now.

 

[apenpaap]

Archer: "Admiral."

 

[ChristopherPike]

Forrest: "John, I think you know everyone."

 

[apenpaap]

Archer: "Not everyone..."

 

[ChristopherPike]

Admiral Leonard: "He's a Kling-ot".

 

[apenpaap]

Generic Vulcan Asshole: "A Klingon."

 

[ChristopherPike]

Archer: "Where'd he come from?"



(take it to the rimshot )

 

[apenpaap]

Admiral Forrest: "Oklahoma. A Corn-farmer named Joe shot him with a plasma-rifle. Said it was self-defence."

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Generic Vulcan: Fortunately, Soval and I have maintained close contact with Kronos since the incident occurred.

 

[apenpaap]

Archer: "Qo'noS?"

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Admiral Leonard: It's the Klingon homeworld.

 

[apenpaap]

Admiral Forrest: "Evidently this gentleman was some sort of courier. Eveidently he was carrying crucial information back to his people."

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Soval: When he was nearly killed by your farmer.

 

[apenpaap]

Admiral Forrest: "Ambassador Soval thinks it would be best if we put off your launch until we've cleared this up."

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Archer: Well, isn't that a surprise. You'd think they'd have come up with something a little more imaginative this time.

 

[apenpaap]

Soval: "Sarcasm aside, Captain: The last thing your people need is to make an enemy of the Klingon Empire."

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Generic Vulcan: If we hadn't convinced them to let us take Klaang's corpse back to Kronos, Earth would most likely be facing a squadron of Warbirds by the end of the week.

 

[apenpaap]

Archer: "Corpse? Is he dead?" (Walks into hosptalroomorwhateveritis) "Excuse me, is this man dead?"

 

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

PHLOX: (delighted to be asked anything) His autonomic system was disrupted by the blast but I think that he..."