"Bride of Chaotica" Line-by-Line

[kathrynjaneway]

Robot: Check.

 

[Brian]

PARIS: If I could access holodeck controls, the first thing I'd do is delete this guy.

 

[Leandar]

Robot: Delete this guy.

 

[Brian]

PARIS: As a matter of fact, as soon as this is all over I think I'm going to delete the whole program.

 

[kathrynjaneway]

KIM: What about your historical study?

 

[Leandar]

Tom: Class dismissed. No more robots, no more mad scientists, no more Death Rays! I am retiring my rocket pack, Harry. Someone else can save the universe from now on.

 

[Brian]

KIM: The final chapter, huh?

 

[Leandar]

Tom: The End.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

EMH: Isn't anyone going to sing Hail to the Chief?

 

[Brian]

KIM: Mr. President. How'd it go?

 

[Leandar]

Doctor: My performance was unimpeachable.

 

[LeadHead]

Kim: They agreed?

 

[Leandar]

Doctor: Let's just say I'm considering running for office when we get back to Earth.

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: All right then, lets get this thing in the air and hope that Captain Janeway is giving a Command Performance.

 

[Brian]

(Fortress of Doom)

LONZAK: Queen Arachnia.

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: Let me guess... my wedding ring.

 

[Brian]

LONZAK: Doctor Chaotica's wedding ring. You will present it to him at the end of the ceremony.

 

[Leandar]

Janeway: Your Majesty, perhaps we should lower the Lightning Shield in anticipation of my guests.

 

[Brian]

CHAOTICA: Why this preoccupation with the Shield?

 

[kathrynjaneway]

Janeway: Oh, forgive me. It's just that, as a fellow ruler of the cosmos I often have to do things myself.