"Bride of Chaotica" Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Paris: Now remember, it's Ray Gun, not Phaser. Imagizer, not viewscreen. Earthlings, not Terrans.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JANEWAY: Got it.

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: And another thing, these villains always have a trick up their sleeve. Trapdoors, secret weapons...

 

[CoveTom]

JANEWAY: Got it.

 

[Leandar]

^^Actually, Janeway's line was:

Janeway: It's the holodeck. I can't be hurt by weapons.

Tom: That doesn't mean you can't be restrained, or thrown into the Dungeon of Pain!

 

[kathrynjaneway]

Janeway: Noted.

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Now once you've deactivated the lightning shield, contact me on my Rocketship. You'll have to use Chaoticas Broadcast Microphone.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JANEWAY: This is how you've been spending your free time?

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Well, I've been studying how previous generations saw the future.

 

[Brian]

JANEWAY: And?

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Well... it didn't turn out quite as Black and White as they imagined.

Paris hands Janeway a PADD

Now, specifications for Arachnias Costume.

Janeway looks at PADD astonished and slightly horrified at the costume information

One more thing, if you have trouble with Chaotica, or you can't get to the Death Ray, you can always uncork the Pheromones.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JANEWAY: I beg your pardon!

 

[Brian]

PARIS: Chapter sixteen, Spell of the Spider. Arachnia sends Chaotica a vial of her irresistible potion. Now, whenever he gets a whiff, he's under her spell.

 

[Leandar]

Janeway: I get the picture.

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: My point is that these pheromones seemed to throw Choatica through a loop! Well, they did in Chapter 16 anyway. Now the vial is on a small pedestal next to Chaoticas Throne-

 

[Brian]

JANEWAY: I'll keep an eye out.

 

[LeadHead]

^Finishing

Janeway: Thanks for the briefing.

Paris: I'll see you at the Fortress of Doom. And remember, you're the Queen!

 

[Brian]

(Holodeck)

LONZAK: Sire. Three more of our space ships have been destroyed.

 

[LeadHead]

Chaotica:ARGH! Full Power to the Death Ray!

Chaotica picks up microphone

Citizens of the 5th Dimension, your feeble attacks are like pinpricks to me. Surrender Now and I will be merciful.

 

[Brian]

LONZAK: We're receiving a transmission.