"Bride of Chaotica" Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Paris: Captain, it won't be so bad. I can explain to you what you can expect. I can tell you-

 

[Brian]

JANEWAY: All right, all right! I'm a size four.

 

[LeadHead]

In sickbay, Torres enters and walks towards the Doctors Office.

Torres: What's the emergency?

 

[Brian]

EMH: I've been enlisted. I'm supposed to make contact with our photonic friends from the Fifth Dimension and convince them to call off their attack.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

TORRES: Congratulations. Why do you need me?

 

[Brian]

EMH: It's an undercover mission. I'll need a bit of cosmetic surgery. These are the parameters for my new costume.

 

[Leandar]

Torres: What are you going as, the Emperor of the Universe?

 

[Brian]

EMH: Well, I've been forced to scale back my role in the interest of credibility. I'll be President of Earth. I must say, the idea of an entire universe populated by photonic beings is rather appealing.

 

[Leandar]

Torres: Well, if your mission fails you could be taking up permanent residence.

 

[Brian]

KIM: Kim to Sickbay. Report to holodeck two, Doctor.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

TORRES: You're all set. The new parameters will activate as soon as you enter the holodeck.

 

[CoveTom]

EMH: Thank you.

 

[LeadHead]

Torres: Break a leg.

 

[Brian]

(Corridor)

JANEWAY: So all I have to do is find the controls of this Death Ray and deactivate it.

 

[kathrynjaneway]

Paris: It's not as simple as it sounds. Now, Chaotica might be a 1930s villain, but he's very clever. It'd help if you knew some of the rules.

 

[Brian]

JANEWAY: I'm listening.

 

[Leandar]

Tom: All right. Well, first of all, he's a megalomaniac, so it's a good idea to appeal to his ego.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JANEWAY: Right.

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: And, use grandiose language. He likes to be called "Sire," and it helps to say things like "The clever fiendishness of your evil plan is brilliant!"

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JANEWAY: (enters turbolift) Deck four.