"Bride of Chaotica" Line-by-Line

[Brian]

JANEWAY: You're not suggesting we wait until this Chaotica defeats the aliens?

 

[CoveTom]

PARIS: No, no, I'm suggesting that we help the aliens to defeat Chaotica. They think he's leading some kind of hostile invasion force. Once that threat is gone, it's a good bet that they will leave and close up their portals.

 

[Brian]

CHAKOTAY: How do you propose to defeat Chaotica?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

PARIS: Well, he's been attacking the aliens with his Death Ray.

 

[LeadHead]

Tuvok: It's a shame we don't have one.

 

[Brian]

PARIS: Forget about what it's called, Tuvok. In the world of Captain Proton it's the most powerful weapon that there is, and because it's photonic, it's lethal to these aliens. Now in Chapter eighteen, Captain Proton disables this weapon just before Chaotica can use it to destroy Earth.

 

[kathrynjaneway]

Janeway: And you think that Proton, namely you of course, could still do that?

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Well, we'd have to knock out the Lightning Shield first.

 

[CoveTom]

SEVEN: A force field.

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Ah, now you're catching on. The Destructo Beam on my Rocketship can disable the Death Ray, but only if someone gets inside the Fortress of Doom and shuts down the Lightning Shield.

 

[Brian]

CHAKOTAY: And who's supposed to do that?

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Arachnia, Queen of the Spider People.

 

[Brian]

JANEWAY: Charming.

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Well Chatotica thinks so. In the story, he's in love with her. He's been trying to forge an alliance since Chapter 3. She's the only one he trusts, the only one who can get close enough to disable the Lightning Shield. Someone is going to have to take on her character.

 

[Brian]

JANEWAY: Who'd you have in mind? Oh, no!

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: It's the role of a lifetime!

 

[Brian]

TUVOK: Captain, need I remind you that we have exhausted all other possibilities of escaping this layer of subspace?

 

[LeadHead]

Chakotay: Until we eliminate those distortions, we're trapped.

 

[Brian]

SEVEN: Think of it as Starfleet's first encounter with Planet X.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JANEWAY: Thanks.