"Bride of Chaotica" Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Chaotica: Are you alone, or are you the vanguard of an invading army?

 

[Brian]

ALIEN: We are explorers.

 

[LeadHead]

Chaotica: I am growing weary of this charade. Your armies will be no match for my Space Force! We'll Crush you like Insects!

 

[Leandar]

Alien: They are hostile. This contact should be terminated.

 

[LeadHead]

Chaotica: Indeed. Lonzak, execute them!

Lonzak fires at one alien, vaporizing him. The remaining alien uses a device to beam away.

Coward! He'll learn there's no escape from Chaotica! Gather my Space force! Power the Death Ray!

 

[Leandar]

Lonzak: At once, Majesty.

 

[LeadHead]

Chaotica: Take Miss Goodheart to Arachnia. Invite the Queen to join me in Battle! Together we will rain destruction on the 5th Dimension!

 

[Brian]

JANEWAY: Captain's Log, supplemental. We've been spinning our wheels for three days now, and still no progress in breaking free of the subspace layer.

 

[Leandar]

Neelix: Look on the bright side. there's only three meals a day.

 

[Brian]

JANEWAY: Coffee, black.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

NEELIX: Sorry, Captain. We lost two more replicators this morning.

(Silly man..."You don't pull on superman's cape...")

 

[Leandar]

Janeway: Listen to me very carefully because I'm only going to say this once. Coffee. Black.

 

[Brian]

NEELIX: Yes, ma'am. Coffee, black. While I've got your attention, there are...

 

[Leandar]

Janeway: Coffee first. Now, what's the problem?

 

[Brian]

NEELIX: It's a... It's a delicate matter.

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: I don't have time for 20 questions.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

NEELIX: Replicators aren't the only system of convenience off line. We only have 4 functioning lavatories for a ship of 150 people.

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: I see.

 

[Leandar]

Neelix: Needless to say, lines are beginning to form. If we don't get unstuck soon we may have a serious problem on our hands. Especially with the Bolians. All but three sonic showers are offline, too. In another couple of days...

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: I get the idea.