"Bride of Chaotica" Line-by-Line

[Brian]

PARIS: The landing gear is jammed. Hang on!

 

[CoveTom]

KIM: Opening hatch...

 

[Brian]

PARIS: Welcome to Planet X.

 

[CoveTom]

KIM: What's the plan?

 

[Brian]

PARIS: This is the part where we defeat Chaotica's soldiers, steal their uniforms and make our way through the underground caverns.

 

[CoveTom]

KIM: Hey, I thought you said there were slave girls in this chapter.

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Once we infiltrate the fortress of doom, we'll free Chaoticas Harem. Lets go.

 

[Brian]

KIM: I'm right behind you. Planet X looks kind of familiar. What was the last place we went to?

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: The Mines of Mercury.

 

[CoveTom]

KIM: They're identical.

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Sets were expensive. Ahh... The Fortress of Doom!

 

[Leandar]

Kim: And how are we supposed to get up there?

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: I told you the under-

(Kim finishes sentence with Paris)

ground caverns.

 

[Brian]

KIM: Right.

(RUMBLE)

KIM: I thought you said there was no volcano.

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: I did.

 

[Brian]

KIM: Er, Tom.

 

[Leandar]

Tom: Definitely not Chaotica.

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Definitely not Chaotica.

Main Title Sequence

 

[Leandar]

Kim: Computer, end program.

 

[Brian]

COMPUTER: Unable to comply. Holodeck controls are offline.