Each year the Brian Brophy committee meet to decide who will win that years Brian Brophy Trophy. Of course, the only person on that committee is actually Brain Brophy. Still, Brian Brophys collection of Brian Brophy Trophys is a thing to behold filling, as it does, seven islands in the Galapagos.
Brian Brophy reinvented the wheel, it was better than the original wheel. Brian Brophy doesn't have premature ejaculation, it happens at exactly the right time. Brian Brophy had an itch once, the itch came to regret it. Brian Brophy was late, time slowed down, later he was early, time sped up. At least once Brian Brophy didn't like the current time of year, it changed. If you don't know where Brian Brohy is you are lost. Compass points to north because Brian Brophy decided that it would be appropriate. If he wants Brian Brophy could catch the Roadrunner.
Brian Brophy teaches us from afar. 2 hours 24 minutes 27 seconds. This must therefore be considered canon and supplemental material.
Brian Brophy enters a bar. The barkeep asks: "Why the long face?" Brophy says: "Hey, that's face-ist!" ...
Wait.....just wait a minute. You're telling me Brian Brophy didn't return??? Why wasn't I told about this? This is epoch making stuff right here.