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Breakfast food for the discriminating TOS fan

That is funny, but I was taught, "If your food is fuzzy, it is moldy... so don't eat it!"
 
Each Trekkie marshmallow is fortified with essential vitamins and minerals, and the stars are made of a special, high-fiber blend of wheat, rice, and rye.
What, no quadrotriticale?
 
This is nothing new. What do you think the Klingons did with all those tribbles in their engine room anyway?
 
This is nothing new. What do you think the Klingons did with all those tribbles in their engine room anyway?


Tribbles 'n' Bits Cereal
  • Officially licensed Star Trek breakfast cereal.
  • Full of whole grain goodness (wheat, rice, rye, quadrotriticale), vitamins (such as B6, B12, R, and C) and minerals (such as potassium, zinc, and irony).
  • 27 grams of fiber per serving.
  • Tribbles are farm-raised, free range, and fed a fully organic diet.
  • With careful eating, one box should last a lifetime.
  • Full box also works as a Klingon detector.
  • Free Captain Pike action figure in each box.
 
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Ever wonder what Tranya tastes like? I always (well, maybe not always - maybe since I was of drinking age) had this vague idea that it's like apricot juice with a kick.

Doug
 
My thought is that it is as light as orange juice, smooth as silk and refreshing as a cool summer breeze.
 
Scotpens, that soup is hilarious! Did you photoshop that yourself?

Here's my Trek breakfast menu offering: Neutrino-Grain Bars
 
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