Brands of Personal Products in the Federation

[HIjol]

...and, for the ladies?...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"When Resistance is just a little too futile, try 'Calm, Cool and Collective'."

 

[HIjol]

"When Resistance is just a little too futile, try 'Calm, Cool and Collective'."

Game, Set and Match!

 

[JirinPanthosa]

Hello, I'm Catherine Janeway. Have you ever made a bad decision, and wished you could take it back? Insulted your wife's cooking, or gotten your children assimilated? Well have fear no more, because with Voyager Brand Reset Buttons, you can make it so the last day of your life never happened, and make a better decision next time around. See personal tragedies just melt away, and live the life you could have lived, if only for that one day.

Voyager Brand Reset Buttons. Because actions shouldn't have to have consequences.

 

[HIjol]

Hello, I'm Catherine Janeway. Have you ever made a bad decision, and wished you could take it back? Insulted your wife's cooking, or gotten your children assimilated? Well have fear no more, because with Voyager Brand Reset Buttons, you can make it so the last day of your life never happened, and make a better decision next time around. See personal tragedies just melt away, and live the life you could have lived, if only for that one day.

Voyager Brand Reset Buttons. Because actions shouldn't have to have consequences.

Whoa, Nellie!!!...that tag is a Madison Avenue Masterpiece...

"...because actions shouldn't have to have consequences"...

...with the right backing music and VoiceOver, 50 Million heads are gonna be nodding up and down...

...is there like an 800 number or subspace frequency number to call....???