Brands of Personal Products in the Federation
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"Head and Shoulders (and forehead ridge)". Because dandruff is for petaQs!
"Head and Shoulders (and forehead ridge)". Because dandruff is for petaQs!
Romulan brand razors: For a (Tal) SHE-AR shave.
Bridge smashed????
Computers inoperative????
Out of time....????
...call Khan's Kwik Komputer and Konsole Korrect
Known round the moons of Nibia and round the Antarrus Maelstron and around Perdition's Flames...
...call for references...some of our customer quotes:
"....He's intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two dimensional thinking."
Mr. Spock, "Spock's House of Computers"
"...we didn't expect to find him here..."
"Chekov's Sand Golf and Internet Café", Ceti Alpha 5
"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!!"
Captain James T. Kirk, "You Build 'Em, We Break 'Em" Starship Services
Call Now!...subspace channel 3...toll charges may apply...
Free estimates and starship visits available
Computers inoperative????
Out of time....????
...call Khan's Kwik Komputer and Konsole Korrect
Known round the moons of Nibia and round the Antarrus Maelstron and around Perdition's Flames...
...call for references...some of our customer quotes:
"....He's intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two dimensional thinking."
Mr. Spock, "Spock's House of Computers"
"...we didn't expect to find him here..."
"Chekov's Sand Golf and Internet Café", Ceti Alpha 5
"Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!!"
Captain James T. Kirk, "You Build 'Em, We Break 'Em" Starship Services
Call Now!...subspace channel 3...toll charges may apply...
Free estimates and starship visits available
"You're the kind of Andorian captain who never backs down from a challenge. So why should you let antennile dysfunction get in the way?"
Hi. We're the Hew-Mons, and we HATE Zek brand cologne. Everybody should be able to compete on an even playing field, and Zek brand cologne gives you an unfair competitive advantage! I mean, nothing communicates success like the putrid smell of Zek brand cologne. So if you hate unfair advantages like we do, make sure NOT to buy Zek brand cologne.
Zek brand cologne. Gives you an unfair competitive advantage.
Zek brand cologne. Gives you an unfair competitive advantage.
Maybe Lee Iacocca selling Ricardo Montalbán the Reliant...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Reliant
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Reliant
Time Traveler Express
Pick up anything you need which will be banned in the near future, for a price that's fair to you, outrageously high to us.
Time Traveler Investment Corp
Tell us what to invest in, when you go home you'll be obscenely wealthy.
Pick up anything you need which will be banned in the near future, for a price that's fair to you, outrageously high to us.
Time Traveler Investment Corp
Tell us what to invest in, when you go home you'll be obscenely wealthy.
I like to think that most of the communicators are made by Nokia (due to the 2009 movie), the computer screens by Hitachi, the PADDS by Apple, the replicators by Samsung, and the computers by Sony (of course, Microsoft is dead.)
Of course, due to the 2009 movie, we know that BMW still makes motorbikes, and the GM's still around, but who makes the shuttles? I'll bet it's Boeing.
Can we see picture of said products, please?
Of course, due to the 2009 movie, we know that BMW still makes motorbikes, and the GM's still around, but who makes the shuttles? I'll bet it's Boeing.
Can we see picture of said products, please?
Computers in the future by Chronowerx, surely?
The menu for the food that comes out of the replicator is all proprietary intellectual property of Taco Bell.
You know, since they did win the “fast food wars.”
Janeway's Nebula Brand Coffee
"There's Coffee In That Nebula"
"There's Coffee In That Nebula"
"For when you're not...of the Body."
