Books that will never be written by the DS9 crew & others
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Jake Sisko: Anslem II: The Return of Anslem
Dukat: My Greatest Mistakes - book 1: Why the Occupation of Bajor Was Wrong
Weyoun: The Founder Delusion and The Founders Are Not Great: How Belief in the Founders Poisons Everything
Omet'iklan: a two-part autobiography with an anti-war message: book 1: Cloned on the 39877.4 about the horrors of war; book 2: Life Is Victory - about living in peace after being readjusted and finding happiness taking care of the infants in his own hatchery
Weyoun: The Founder Delusion and The Founders Are Not Great: How Belief in the Founders Poisons Everything
Omet'iklan: a two-part autobiography with an anti-war message: book 1: Cloned on the 39877.4 about the horrors of war; book 2: Life Is Victory - about living in peace after being readjusted and finding happiness taking care of the infants in his own hatchery
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Honesty Really Is The Best Policy! - Elim Garak
Rules of Altruism - Quark
Time Travel for Fun and Profit - Dulmer and Lucsly
Rules of Altruism - Quark
Time Travel for Fun and Profit - Dulmer and Lucsly
I can see him writing that book. All of it would be true, especially the lies.
I came in here to pen a few more, but I have to comment. These are effing hilarious.
Living With It, And Partying Every Night (Benjamin Sisko)
How Religion Is Destroying Us All (Kira Nerys)
Meridian: My Greatest Mistakes (Jadzia Dax)
Post-Ganglionic And Other Stupid Stories (Julian Bashir)
Curing Life With A Simple Smile (Worf)
Joyful Polygamy: A Tale Of Many Wives (Miles O'Brien)
Exploring The Root Of All Evil (Quark)
The Importance of Personal Liberties (Weyoun)
Oops! I Did It Again: My Life As A Resounding Failure (Dukat)
The Summer Of Love (Female Changeling)
Nice
Lessons in Humility by Gul Dukat
Money is the Root of All Evil by Quark
Money is the Root of All Evil by Quark
I'm Okay, You Suck by Jake Sisko
It's Not Faaaaaaaaaaaaaake! by Senator Vreenak
It's Not Faaaaaaaaaaaaaake! by Senator Vreenak
Creole Food and Command Decisions by Benjamin Sisko
I need to Start Dating Simple Men by Kira Nerys
Shapshifting Across The Universe by Odo
Klingon Opera for Dummies by Worf
Just Because I Have A Bug in my Body Doesn't Mean you Should use Bug Spray on Me by Jadzia Dax
Curing the Common Cold with Genetic Engineering by Julian Bashir
Being Right in The Center of Everything by Jake Sisko
At Least I'm More Popular Than Neelix by Quark
The Last Leg of The Journey by Nog
The Founders Suck by Weyoun #6
The Founders Rule by Weyoun #7
Neck Breaks Hurt by Weyoun #8
Names, Names, Names by The Female Changeling
I need to Start Dating Simple Men by Kira Nerys
Shapshifting Across The Universe by Odo
Klingon Opera for Dummies by Worf
Just Because I Have A Bug in my Body Doesn't Mean you Should use Bug Spray on Me by Jadzia Dax
Curing the Common Cold with Genetic Engineering by Julian Bashir
Being Right in The Center of Everything by Jake Sisko
At Least I'm More Popular Than Neelix by Quark
The Last Leg of The Journey by Nog
The Founders Suck by Weyoun #6
The Founders Rule by Weyoun #7
Neck Breaks Hurt by Weyoun #8
Names, Names, Names by The Female Changeling
He did write that book for all intents and purposes.I can see him writing that book. All of it would be true, especially the lies.
"The Complete History of Cricket" by Benjamin Sisko
"The Joys of Abstinence" by Intendant Kira
"The Proper Usage of Shields When Engaged in Fleet Battles" by Starfleet Command
He's Just Not That Into You, by Ezri Dax
How To Raise Emotionally Stable Klingon Children by Worf
Sordid Tales Of An Out Of Control Sex God, by Rom
How We All Can Save The Economy by Former Nagus Zek
Multiple Personalities; The 7 Step Diagnosis and Cure, Also by Ezri Dax
How To Raise Emotionally Stable Klingon Children by Worf
Sordid Tales Of An Out Of Control Sex God, by Rom
How We All Can Save The Economy by Former Nagus Zek
Multiple Personalities; The 7 Step Diagnosis and Cure, Also by Ezri Dax
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