Bloody Hell, Look Who's Back [MAJOR SPOILER!]
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^ all I read was boobies, women, boobies women, milk.
Sorry but you all are forgetting great ass! Got to have nice ass to go with nice boobies.
Of the topic, but I really don't like this Dr.'s custome. I just dont. :-)
^ all I read was boobies, women, boobies women, milk.
All I got was something about the Doctor's package...
An erection is just hemoinflation of phallacial tissue, right? If blood controlled by one heart makes the package heft up and down or wail about like a caught snapper on your poopdeck, then what handsfree puppetry is some bugger with two hearts going to be capable of?
We do? Oh, sorry 'bout that. Thought it would be good enough if it were links instead of inline images. My bad.
We live in a grand new age where great boobies are no longer eschewed for small boobies, where round bottoms are no longer eschewed for flat bottoms, where sexiness and femininity is no longer a measure of intelligence or success; where women can finally be beautiful, sexy and successful women. An age where women can finally scantily clothe themselves without being called names. I love this age.
Is it canonically established that the Doctor has a priapic organ that is equipped with a corpora cavernosa?
Well, Ian and Barbara would have noticed if the toilets were odd when they joined the crew?
Meanwhile 10.2 was born naked in front of Donna, and one would have to assume that apart from having less hearts that he might have been superficiality similar...
Both Harry and the Doctor could pass for Kaleds during battery of tests from their chief scientists before the bloodwork came back.
So... maybe?
There's some bullshit over his belly button and a genetic loom from the novels which I always thought was charming...
Would Leela marry a bloke without a penis?
If the Doctor didn't have a penis, then Susan wouldn't have a vajay-jay and this would have scared the shit out of David on their wedding night, unless he was used to dating girls with obvious mutations brought on from the plagues and massdriving by the Daleks in the previous decades to keep the population controllable...
Though?
If the Doctor can force waste radiation out of his body with thought control (Hang on, didn't 3 and 5 die of radiation poisoning?) and some jiggling, methinks he could push any sort of waste out of his body from almost anywhere that he could pop a finger nail and excrete pressurized stool at his opponents if the need called.
Though if he had a rock tied around the bellend of his penis as he regenerated, gravity could convince it to grow away from the rest of him rather than be something altogether stubby and snug against his panytline, which'd bring us right to the problems of that cop from there's Something About Mary with the thin dick if he didn't have mass to spare for the first 18 hours... Though regenerating in a zero room takes gravity out of the question which would do strange things to their body shape completely in these their fist moments at being, which would have you believe that they do think that gravity makes the dealy harder than it needs to be.
Meanwhile 10.2 was born naked in front of Donna, and one would have to assume that apart from having less hearts that he might have been superficiality similar...
Both Harry and the Doctor could pass for Kaleds during battery of tests from their chief scientists before the bloodwork came back.
So... maybe?
There's some bullshit over his belly button and a genetic loom from the novels which I always thought was charming...
Would Leela marry a bloke without a penis?
If the Doctor didn't have a penis, then Susan wouldn't have a vajay-jay and this would have scared the shit out of David on their wedding night, unless he was used to dating girls with obvious mutations brought on from the plagues and massdriving by the Daleks in the previous decades to keep the population controllable...
Though?
If the Doctor can force waste radiation out of his body with thought control (Hang on, didn't 3 and 5 die of radiation poisoning?) and some jiggling, methinks he could push any sort of waste out of his body from almost anywhere that he could pop a finger nail and excrete pressurized stool at his opponents if the need called.
Though if he had a rock tied around the bellend of his penis as he regenerated, gravity could convince it to grow away from the rest of him rather than be something altogether stubby and snug against his panytline, which'd bring us right to the problems of that cop from there's Something About Mary with the thin dick if he didn't have mass to spare for the first 18 hours... Though regenerating in a zero room takes gravity out of the question which would do strange things to their body shape completely in these their fist moments at being, which would have you believe that they do think that gravity makes the dealy harder than it needs to be.
I had to read that sentence three times before I understood what you were saying. What a strange little word, that.
With or without a baculum (a candidate for Adam's rib)? All primates except humans have one.
the Gallifreans who lived out side the city... they'd have prepared their bodies for the task surely? Devolved a little? If they suddenly became closer to apes than timelords, then they might have baculums and any other number of redundant cast off features.
it's just a question of if the Doctors parents where one of these hippies that raised him outdoors? He climbs mountains and plays cricket acording to come data...
it's just a question of if the Doctors parents where one of these hippies that raised him outdoors? He climbs mountains and plays cricket acording to come data...
well the Doctor has been examined by human doctors a few times during his life, he does have two penis's I am sure they would have bought it up.
Hell considering Jackie wondered about it out loud I am amazed Rose has never asked the Doctor.
as for the whole Timelords are grown on looms, ooh boy fandom was not well served by all these books during the years Doctor Who was off screen, it has put some crazy ideas in their heads that the TV series had no intention what so ever of exploring, and for some strange reason feels unable to ignore it.
Hell considering Jackie wondered about it out loud I am amazed Rose has never asked the Doctor.
as for the whole Timelords are grown on looms, ooh boy fandom was not well served by all these books during the years Doctor Who was off screen, it has put some crazy ideas in their heads that the TV series had no intention what so ever of exploring, and for some strange reason feels unable to ignore it.
lol I typed right into that one
You wanted to type into it.
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