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Bill Theiss should be canonized!

Ahh, I see. So Star Trek, whose viewership was almost entirely male, tuned in to see Kirk's chest creased with blood or his back whipped to shreds? I beg to differ. Scroll up to see Plasus' daughter again. If you didn't turn out the lights and close the shades while viewing that, I question your sexuality. From now on, please, slap a warning on your compilation videos "Male chests and legs" sort of like "Crunchy Frog."
From now on, please, slap a warning on your posts that reads "Anthrax ripple". :rolleyes:
 
Just pretend I am Mr Howell and your only job is to be Ginger (my wife) or Mary Ann and look pretty and slink around. Well, you have two more jobs not to challenge the correct words you hear from me, and second to lie and smile and touch me. But I will assume you are a man, so let's talk about your sister. Your choice.
 
Personally, I think Bill Theiss should be weaponized.

Lets see a filthy, suicidal, buxom terrorist hide a pack of explosives under one of his designs.

Joe, booming
 
Hmm, blue dots with lines on them. Let me see the expression and i can determine your sex, your motives and your entire psyche. Hrrmph. :-) Now, as far as Theiss, I will say one more thing as soon as I accidentally scroll up and see something I may have missed. Got it. Now, what was the thing you were saying and Theis no, not canonized, but yes you are oh no not me. What do you need? Just say what you need it is yours. underpants. Why? I'm sorry for asking why, I just thought that my size... yes, i know about your sister, yes, coming back when? Yeah, wait let me finish this post. Please, I can get you anything. look just take the card, code is here on this napkin. Hey bring it back ok, I trust you and you look great. Where do you live? Let me just wrap this up. Yes, I'll meet you by teh ATM. Ok, wait, no, go ahead. Minxie, the check just came, I have to. minxie? NMow where is she? Yes, sir I'll pay. Ok, I'll pay cash. What was the amount, I dropped the check. How much?? Listen, can you wait for that girl to come back, she has my.. wait, listen, I'm respectable. I am. Call my... no wait. Listen, we can work this out. Ok, ok. OK . Please please I will give you my Rolex. It is real. Thank you, bless you. now where is that girfl? I need to get home, what the hell time is it? OK, I checked out the pic above. Theiss is a genius, so please honor him for his ability to raise testosterone levels which makes for tghicker creamier man juice.
 
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